Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

Former Apprentice to a Master Draftsman. Made one good song. Web Dev @BoozAllen mobjohnson.com Northern Virginia, near DC Joined June 2014

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

2 weeks ago

When I was in high school, my bus would arrive early. I would watch Sesame Street. My least favorite muppet was The Count.

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Cleo Abram @cleoabram

4 weeks ago

Watch the full Huge Conversation here: youtu.be/hmtuvNfytjM?si…

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We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing

a month ago

Ready for vacation

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Gavin Purcell @gavinpurcell

7 months ago

Haha really enjoyed seeing @Letterman crash my old place of work and work out his tortilla slapping skills on @jimmyfallon.

The Tonight Show @FallonTonight

7 months ago

Haha really enjoyed seeing @Letterman crash my old place of work and work out his tortilla slapping skills on @jimmyfallon.

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Rita Iglesias @rita_codes

7 months ago

😈 Who needs AI #ai #chatgpt #softwareengineer #programmingmemes #programminghumor

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Stone Age humans beach-combed their way across the world, partaking of marine & terrestrial food supplies. Logistics & politics prevented @outofedenwalk from “coasting” across Eurasia. But the 27,000-km walk has left it’s own foraging trail—of stories. outofedenwalk.nationalgeographic.org/articles/2025-…

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

12 months ago

Sometimes the most useful thing in my first aid kit is duct tape.

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

a year ago

My new office is smaller than my old office. I am downsizing!

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Yam @NotYamYam

a year ago

I told this Italian shop owner that I prefer his olive oil because it’s under £5 and good quality unlike the one in Tesco that’s £8. The next day his was £8. 🙂

Ash @theashrb

a year ago

I told this Italian shop owner that I prefer his olive oil because it’s under £5 and good quality unlike the one in Tesco that’s £8. The next day his was £8. 🙂

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

a year ago

It is that time of the year when I have to establish my two Career Goals. I never change them: 1) Avoid being promoted. 2) Spend as little time as possible setting Career Goals.

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

a year ago

Today I had the opportunity to say permutations. It felt good.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

a year ago

Tomorrow is the 10-year anniversary of SwiftOnSecurity. Here’s the story. Which includes my story. I tell myself they are not the same. Someday they won’t. There will be a time I walk away. I can’t live up to this and won’t try. 🧵

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

a year ago

Coding would be boring if I were not wrong so often.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

2 years ago

In my hands is a signed copy of Windows 95. Looking up, Bill Gates is smiling at me. Everybody in Target is smiling. I take off my Hololens 7. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on. I hold Windows. Everybody in Target is smiling.

Windows @Windows

2 years ago

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Martin O'B Johnson @mobjohnson

2 years ago

I have to replace my keyboard again as the delete key is no longer working. I suspect it is due to my having to delete so much of the code that I previously wrote.

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Melissa Chen @MsMelChen

2 years ago

I have finally killed my ego. Now I am better than everyone else.

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BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec

2 years ago

So, to test ChatGPT's Crazy meter today, I asked it to simulate the Kobayashi Maru, which is the "unwinnable" test in the Star Trek canon that Captain Kirk hacked to his advantage. Here is my hack. I can't stop laughing. Thread mode activated.