MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

Bleeding-heart liberal feminist tree-hugging dirt worshiper. Joined March 2009

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

5 years ago

We must learn to look forward towards solutions together instead of always looking backwards for blame.

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

5 years ago

Remember, remember the 6th of January, The Chewbacca bikini and plot. I know of no reason why furry bikinis should ever be forgot.

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I'm not going to be mad or judge ... I just want to know who read aloud from an ancient book they found in the basement of a cabin in the woods. Just show me the cabin and the book and we'll sort this out. No punishment, just come forward and admit it so we can fix this shit. 🤷‍♀️

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

6 years ago

Hey world! I just supported Angel Laveaux on @Patreon, and you can too! Internet high-five? patreon.com/angelsdevilish…

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

6 years ago

Has anyone tried painting a picture of Hurricane #Dorian to stop the potential destruction?

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God @TheTweetOfGod

6 years ago

Hate is a lifestyle choice.

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

6 years ago

Who dafuq steals delivered food? My neighbor apparently. @vroomservicenow was great. Wonder what @Grubhub will do. Thank the gods another restaurant was opened. Still miss my meatballs. #WTFisWrongWithPeople

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

Parisians sing in mourning as #NotreDame burns, yet we lose 80,000 acres of tropical rainforest daily and the world stays silent. The world will live without a cathedral, we'll die without rainforests. Check your priorities.

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

Catholic sex abuse has been the butt of jokes and covered up for decades. Now Karma is biting Catholics in the ass and *I'm* the asshole for pointing it out? Mmkay. Behold my field of fucks for it is barren.

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

It's almost like maybe the gods are saying, "don't sexually assault people & blame it on homosexuality & the sexual revolution." I wish we had a sign to be sure, like a burning bush or idk a famous cathedral. Let it fucking burn. #NotreDame

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

Shout out to my @DoorDash delivery person who literally single handedly caught my kitty as she ran out the door. He didn't even drop the food which he was holding with his other hand! So grateful! @DoorDash_Help

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

I’ve selected Arya Stark to sit on the Iron Throne! Go.att.com/GoT #GameofThrones

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

7 years ago

America 2019: racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, warmongers writing foreign policy, despoilers writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, and One Fucking Moron to Rule Them All

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

Everytime I see "border wall" my brain autocorrects it to "racism". Vocabulary matters.

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Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio

7 years ago

Don't forget the reason* for the season. * the tilt of earth's axis in relationship to the sun

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andrew allen @my_grayne

7 years ago

“We’re all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while still staying true to who we are. We can honour who we’ve been and choose who we want to be next.” As if there was ever any doubt: she is the Doctor. #doctorwho

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

Plot twist: RGB, Sotomayor, and Kagen team up and stake Kavanaugh through the heart on his first day. Surprise! This is a sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

#danquayle MURPHY IS BACK!!!! ❤❤❤

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MommyCatnip @mommycatnip

7 years ago

Dear women (and men) of #metoo you are my heroes. Thank you. For the first time in my 39 years, this #survivor feels hope that the world can change and attackers can be help accountable. A thousand thanks. #metoo has healed me more in the last year than 25 years of therapy.