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We strongly deny selectively omitting Jepsen results from our website. The entire set of results were stored in MongoDB for the website.
MongoDB is web scale. We've been flamed by everyone on the web and haven't gone out of business yet!
Go is great because you can write concurrency safe code. You just have to run run a single thread, multiple processes, and share via IPC.
What people fail to understand is that the MongoDB product isn't a database. It's the experience of feeling like a 10x dev.
.@Minessis Use DynamoDB when you need elastic scalability. Use MongoDB when you want your data deleted at random.
`curl -L .. | sudo sh` is a security NIGHTMARE. I will only use projects installed via `./configure && make && sudo make install`
The correct way to pick a technology for your next CRUD social networking web app is by looking at the HTTP parser micro benchmarks.
Gotta agree w/ @damienkatz, life is too short to spend it reading papers. Get out and live! #yolo
You won't truly understand the solutions until you've tried to implement them. Reading papers is like watching TV. Live that shit.
Distributed systems, don't read the literature. Most of it is outdated and unimaginiive. Invent and reinvent. The field is fertile. Really.
How did Meteor get to 1.0 when node.js is still at 0.10?
Redis Sentinel, for when you don't need C, A, or P.
It appears that @antirez understands copyright law as well as he understands distributed systems: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8416903
Parents in San Francisco, the correct way to introduce yourself is: "Hi, I'm <child name>'s founder"
The Linux kernel has too much overhead, so we are removing it. introducing MongoOS, because we know better than Linus.
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I wish Github provided an interface for managing CLA's and only allowed pull reqs from people who submitted a valid CLA