Pulp Monkey @monkey_pulp
Just taking this thing called life one step at a time and having a laugh Ontario canada Joined May 2014-
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pork chops, apples, potatoes, mushrooms, garlic, green beans and spices in the oven roasting
Can’t find a recipe I like do I’m gonna make it up as I go along. Haha
Looking for a an awesome recipe for my pork chops and apples…or i may just have six beers and these samosa chips and dip
Shout to the weather today. Hot and humid for October love it
PSA to all of the fake famous people accounts, we know it’s not real.
The demijohn has been washed and is now full of stuff and lights. Now we wait until dark to see how it turned out haha
The sausage to bun ratio was way off, and I am now left with just bun
Management needs a word. Only enough cream for one cup of coffee and on my day off. I have to convince myself I only wanted one cup.
Off today, yah. Drinking from the yellow cup today on this bright and sunny Friday. Had a bit of a snaccident last night with the mini chocolates. 🤣
As nightbirde once said you can’t wait until life isn’t hard anymore, before you decide to be happy youtu.be/WU3Avwch3gw?si… It’s ok
FAFO in its finest.
Day of work over, now into chillax mood. purchased new mugs for the house yah. Now if someone comes round for a cup of tea or coffee I’ve got more than one mug. No one ever comes round, but hey. Ive got six new mugs to chose from.
I had egg and onion for lunch. Hahaha. Brushed my teeth and eating gum. Haha
Start your morning with a laugh hahahaha
Start your morning with a laugh hahahaha
Yah Thursday, I’m off tomorrow so it’s my Friday. Still not got a payment machine, and my computer is still being iffy. Love it
Just once if a client says I would like a room with 2 queens - I want to reply - Boy George and Elton John suit you?
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