MonkeyDingo @monkeydingo16

Joined August 2016

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Daniel Farrelly @danielfarrelly

3 years ago

I'm going to start to refer to things that happened before yesterday as Elizabethan, might be useful... Journal: "you agreed to review this paper last week" Me: "yeah but that was during the Elizabethan era, they were different times"

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the same wound flav??? @SayLahVeee

3 years ago

I cannot imagine having children. There were three days last week i was too lazy to feed myself and i was just cool with it. I’d be in jail.

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Starfury Conventions @starfuryevents

3 years ago

It's #CompetitionTime! Awesome news for all #DrWho fans, we are giving away @OriginalFunko of the Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler, signed by Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper! For a chance to win, simply follow us and retweet this post! We will choose the winner on Sunday.

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Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon

3 years ago

Not enough sleep is bad, but so is too much sleep. Not enough food, too much food. Not enough free time. Too much free time. Honestly these people who can live a balanced life sound great but I’ve never met one.

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DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii

3 years ago

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

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Naomi Ekperigin @Blacktress

4 years ago

Woman walking by me just said to her friend, “I’m gonna go home and cry a little and maybe order Indian food” and that is a relatable queen!!

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Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz

4 years ago

Gonna make straight men upset by referring to watching sports as "reality tv"

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Flea @flea333

4 years ago

Pickle juice is the most underrated beverage in history.

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

4 years ago

Disney adults are so funny bc it's like a cult that the leaders didn't ask for. Disney is like "please don't be weird you're scaring the kids" and Disney Adults are like "no worries I'm just going to spread my mom's ashes onto Goofy"

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Robert Reich @RBReich

4 years ago

So they’re “essential workers” during the worst of the pandemic, but “low-skilled workers” when they ask for a raise? Am I getting that right?

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liz @anticapitalizm

4 years ago

just once i’d like a pregnancy test commercial where the woman screams “FUCK” and smashes her apartment to bits

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ً🍓 @dissolving2dust

4 years ago

smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the lil baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons i can’t lie

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

4 years ago

Okay mr scientist if “matter cannot be created or destroyed” then where the fuck are all my hair ties

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Jeff Savage @Clipjointjones

4 years ago

Can we all please take a moment to say “Thank You” to @ashkell83 and @AlainaToTheMax this morning? With all the bad that we’ve experienced in the past couple of years, they have been a constant light and today they turned up the brightness to a whole new level. THANK YOU!!!

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MonkeyDingo @monkeydingo16

4 years ago

Aliens or and Die Hard movies. And #IHaveNotSeen

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Doth @DothTheDoth

4 years ago

A quick reminder

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Toby Muresianu 🇺🇦 @tobyhardtospell

4 years ago

It's weird so many people think parking is a pain in the ass, traffic is a pain in the ass, paying for gas/insurance/registration is a pain in the ass, but don't put it together that owning a car is a pain in the ass