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stupid idiot man Joined July 2021

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3 months ago

natalie portman’s parents should be given prison time

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5 months ago

continuing to eat some jelly beans that are very beautiful but i don’t like the taste what does that say about me

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5 months ago

i didn’t cry when my parents told me they were divorcing but i do sob every time they start singing the marseillaise in casablanca

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6 months ago

flop march madness is upon me once again

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8 months ago

they must invent the seedless eggplant.

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8 months ago

i hate how emotions have genders now. wtf is “male loneliness”? get a job.

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9 months ago

american sweethearts: 1. monica lewinsky 2. hawk tuah girl

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10 months ago

lowkey experiencing gender as a stylized repetition of facts…

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10 months ago

haven’t seen anyone correctly attributing her loss to the snl curse yet

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11 months ago

i’m surrounded by typhoid marys for the woke mind virus

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11 months ago

one time i got my dad in trouble by accidentally intuiting exactly how sean connery sounds and doing a very accurate impersonation at age 7, despite not having seen the last crusade

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12 months ago

it’s time to lock in on my retainer. it’s time to get to work.

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12 months ago

the weather today is wonderful. unfortunately, physics exists and is ruining enjoying that for me.

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a year ago

i’d be miserable if i wasn’t stuck up and joyless. if i had joy, i’d be deeply unhappy.

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a year ago

the bumping of a shin, the stubbing of a toe. these are the worst imaginable pains a person can experience.

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a year ago

gang can’t know i listen to the darth plageuis audiobook to fall asleep

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a year ago

i would not love the eraserhead baby i could not be its mother

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a year ago

I am once again in need of a good will hunting situation

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a year ago

gay and mental illness. very chicken and egg situation here…

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a year ago

crying, but in a narcissistic way

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