montecristo @montecristouk

Brighton, England Joined July 2015

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montecristo @montecristouk

2 years ago

Is @realDonaldTrump @mariannaspring

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2 years ago

Just watched bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod… Is it true @VictoriaCoren is wearing those dark glasses because of a black eye following a street fight with @sanditoksvig?

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montecristo @montecristouk

3 years ago

One day to go before my (embarrassingly) 25 year tradition of bingeing the London OCR of JCS with the ledge that is @stevebalsamo. You’re a ledge buddy!

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USA - Land of the Free has 5 times the population of the UK. The UK has c30 gun deaths a YEAR. The US has over 50 per DAY. Doesn’t add up does it? What could the difference be?US has poor education, no healthcare, poor workers’ rights, terrible voter turnout. Nothing free there!

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3 years ago

Why is @alanshearer naked on @BBCMOTD 2 tonight @markchapman?

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montecristo @montecristouk

4 years ago

If you judge somebody by the company they keep...@AlisonMoyet is even more legendary than I could have imagined. No idea how I’ve never seen this! Potty mouthed princesses are few and far between! youtu.be/CSoYvI9t3ug

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montecristo @montecristouk

4 years ago

Just watched @richardosman HOG...How absolutely lovely is @sallyephillips Clever, educated, beautiful and cool!

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4 years ago

Remember my mum recording this for me on VHS because she thought I’d like it...I was blown away! Up there with Karen Carpenter & Jackson in my favourite vocalists realm @stevebalsamo Such a truly beautiful voice! youtu.be/CJ6WSjtmxNM

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4 years ago

Some days you’re Mozart, some days you’re Carrie Mathison......Neither great nor catastrophic...

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4 years ago

Just waited 17 minutes for a cheeseburger in @McDonaldsUK .....Fast food? @Wendys makes them fresh to order in less time....Looking forward to your arrival!

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montecristo @montecristouk

4 years ago

When did @SP1nightonly become the manager of the Spanish football team?

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montecristo @montecristouk

4 years ago

In a Brighton pub listening to Pure Shores by @AllSaintsOffic My boy Benson had a part in that classic. Massively missed Johan x None of us is 100% good or bad...All just trying.... @ShazAllSaints @melblatt

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montecristo @montecristouk

5 years ago

The sun is shining, the pubs are open and @RealTimVine is on @richardosman House of Games. Could Mondays be any better? I think not.

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5 years ago

Axel F! Awesome @sarajcox @BBCRadio2

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montecristo @montecristouk

5 years ago

Annual date with @stevebalsamo, @JoannaAmpil and Zubin Varla. I know it’s not cool but the 90s cast recording of Jesus Christ Superstar is absolutely one of my favourite albums. Just superb!