Kyle @moreonkyle
Welcome to the swamp Ontario Joined August 2022-
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Shut the hell up
Saw waterfowl (pictured) and a moose (not pictured)
I’m gonna move to Malibu, shave my pussy, and learn to surf
Rattling off stats like he’s in the conversation for MVP of the league when really he’s geriatric and needs to be shipped out to Alcatraz for a bag of balls and cash
Rattling off stats like he’s in the conversation for MVP of the league when really he’s geriatric and needs to be shipped out to Alcatraz for a bag of balls and cash
Where is he?
More like the BOO-S Open amirite tennis fans?
More like the BOO-S Open amirite tennis fans?
Pisces: A cloaked stranger will offer you three wishes. Compliment his orthotic footwear to get a fourth.
She’s really been thriving since I broke up with her. Love that for her
She’s really been thriving since I broke up with her. Love that for her
The guy with beer bottles for hands
How am I supposed to pronounce the name of this account
How am I supposed to pronounce the name of this account
My football predictions for today are that half the teams will win and half the teams will lose. Maybe two of them will tie
Think I may’ve just heard the strongest pee stream known to man in this Tim Hortons. Thing sounded like class VI rapids
Speak for yourself I don’t have haters because everyone loves me
Speak for yourself I don’t have haters because everyone loves me
I will not be partaking in 7 hours of interrupted football but I hope all you CTE lovers enjoy yourselves
“I’ll sell you some real wood” mister please never say those words to me again
🗣️ Jamie tartt do do do do do do
🗣️ Jamie tartt do do do do do do
They made guitar hero real

FilmX's Number One Fa... @GAltringham
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The Laundry Club @LaundryClubBlog
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ArriPaige❤️ @PaigexGiants
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
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roman roy salmon boy @leavethatpepper
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princess cee @zootedkimchi
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JH @writeclimbrun
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not smores @_lilcracker
17 Followers 41 Following in case of investigation by a federal entity #private#soon
spoopy kelsey @ksullzz
3K Followers 575 Following 30 flirty & thriving (she/her) pisces posting about phillies in philly. making candles @Lil16CandlesCo
Konnor K. @KonnorKoger
57 Followers 447 Following LA to SA. High functioning alcoholic. @__yourOG is my main bitchh.
Joe Delgado @joedelgado3rd
4K Followers 6K Following Type 1 Diabetic, Registered Nurse in the making
Josh @jshhspn
375 Followers 523 Following
Smash @Smashleeeeeeeee
848 Followers 422 Following I don’t give a shit about anything yet simultaneously have opinions about everything. Yoga + Pilates instructor. Dallas Stars fanatic. Tulsa native
mae @fckoffmaebe
6K Followers 795 Following
ςιαrε @farrowpaceism
395 Followers 572 Following she/her • I run a lot and sometimes go fast and sometimes I run really long distances 🏃🏻♀️
Genghis Jawn @bbqboiii
484 Followers 3K Following Not funny, just hungry. soft shoe dancer and sick with the boogie. 30s
Molly @IceBanshee_
4K Followers 1K Following Unlicensed psychiatrist. CashApp: MollyBanshee Venmo: MollyIce
ass eater @omghinsfw
557 Followers 41 Following ✨unsolicited dick pics get blocked✨mattress actress | 29 | bi | canada | mdni | https://t.co/l3XvWNmTMt | main @omghiandrea
Highly Sought-after D... @callistoooooo
74 Followers 506 Following #TheFutureIsTeal | 🇵🇸 | 28/1 📚 casual cbj
regan kelly @midwestern_baby
6K Followers 918 Following dive bar final boss • ♎︎ ♒︎ ♈︎ • thinkin bout bill hader
follow the main @meag... @Meaghancates2
953 Followers 563 Following back up to @meaghancates. pls follow her. more thirst traps will be posted
Upper East Sell Sider @UpperEastUpside
2K Followers 241 Following Sellside ER | Big movie guy | Committed to the bit above all else | Future dilf, hopefully | Finance thoughts not advice
Underqualified @hoesandhyundais
2K Followers 413 Following Two things I’ll always be. A hater and delusional. Go Birds. CA:hoesandhyundais
meridith 🖤 @crybabymeridith
223 Followers 208 Following fashion/aesthetic archive of cbm (@normietrashbmbo) mutuals only
Diaper Man @DiaperMan24
62 Followers 299 Following Diaper Man. 3.5x sex haver. Mina Kimes stan account
lex @truuuumoo
4K Followers 421 Following
Pokémon Music 🎵 @PokemonOST
207K Followers 43 Following If you really wanna chill out and remember the most beautiful moments of your life, follow this ✨DM For soundtrack requests ✉️ fan acc**
Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Du... @NekiasNBA
101K Followers 2K Following 30. 1/2 of @dunkerspotpod. Will write about the (W)NBA if you pay me. [email protected] = mailbag; [email protected] = inquiries. Love one another.
Jamie Campbell @SNETCampbell
93K Followers 434 Following Host of Blue Jays Central on @Sportsnet. Olympic Commentator 2010, 2012 Instagram: @SNETCampbell #livingwithleukemia
Sports Scran @SportScran
21K Followers 19 Following The original and only Sport Scran, posting the best and worst food from sports venues around the world ⚽️ 🏉 🏏 🏀
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
15K Followers 1K Following wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. morally bankrupt. it's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine
ginger @redheadedhater
2K Followers 326 Following
yapdos @yapdoss
6K Followers 1K Following pokémon, jiu jitsu, horror, music, & intrusive thoughts. 1% evil 99% hot gas ☻ 🥁🐟 $20 dm fee
Roastapresdark @roastapresdark
78 Followers 2 Following 😌 $25 to come hang but I’ll make it worth your while. DMs open & all of me you could want. dm with proof of payment. requests w/ no payment will be declined
princess cee @zootedkimchi
87 Followers 67 Following little asian girl tries her best | rip @1ovesickangel
not smores @_lilcracker
17 Followers 41 Following in case of investigation by a federal entity #private#soon
spoopy kelsey @ksullzz
3K Followers 575 Following 30 flirty & thriving (she/her) pisces posting about phillies in philly. making candles @Lil16CandlesCo
Joe Delgado @joedelgado3rd
4K Followers 6K Following Type 1 Diabetic, Registered Nurse in the making
TSN @TSN_Sports
1.0M Followers 169 Following Canada's Sports Leader. | @SportsCentre | @TSN_PR | @TSNHockey | @BarDown | @JayOnSC | @TSN_Edge | @CFLonTSN | @StatsCentre | @RDSca | @TSNHelp
Josh @jshhspn
375 Followers 523 Following
Smash @Smashleeeeeeeee
848 Followers 422 Following I don’t give a shit about anything yet simultaneously have opinions about everything. Yoga + Pilates instructor. Dallas Stars fanatic. Tulsa native
BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger
143K Followers 117 Following Host of Bob Does Sports and The BrilliantlyDumb Show
ςιαrε @farrowpaceism
395 Followers 572 Following she/her • I run a lot and sometimes go fast and sometimes I run really long distances 🏃🏻♀️
Genghis Jawn @bbqboiii
484 Followers 3K Following Not funny, just hungry. soft shoe dancer and sick with the boogie. 30s
Pokémon Wearing Spor... @JaysToucannon
49K Followers 2 Following Pokémon w hats, jerseys, etc. from various sports franchises. i dont know why. Archive in pinned. by @DapperGamelord
mae @fckoffmaebe
6K Followers 795 Following
ass eater @omghinsfw
557 Followers 41 Following ✨unsolicited dick pics get blocked✨mattress actress | 29 | bi | canada | mdni | https://t.co/l3XvWNmTMt | main @omghiandrea
derek guy @dieworkwear
1.4M Followers 958 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Lilianne @canadianchav
6K Followers 2K Following The Pittsburgh Steelers and the Montreal Canadiens make me miserable. Ball knower. Failed Twitter comedian. Professional hater.
tom fitzgerald hate a... @spelunky_
9K Followers 418 Following lizard enthusiast, hockey enjoyer, tweet deleter, devils + sirens fan, bad take factory, & abuser of jester’s privilege🤌🏼 / (not sarah nurse)
Toronto Tempo @TempoBasketball
11K Followers 34 Following The heartbeat of competition. The @wnba in Canada. Tip-off in 2026. #TorontoTempo
meag @sadgirlmeag
5K Followers 600 Following mr steal your girl | treasury derivative market overlord | ski bum | amateur chef
regan kelly @midwestern_baby
6K Followers 918 Following dive bar final boss • ♎︎ ♒︎ ♈︎ • thinkin bout bill hader