❀JOSIE❀ @mostlyjosiee

filho de puta Joined March 2013

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Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen

3 years ago

confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

4 years ago

"Stop talking about all the illegal parties & focus on the *important* stuff." "OK. We've run out of lateral flow tests and the booster booking system is a skip fire."

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sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy

4 years ago

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

4 years ago

it’s interesting how no one has taken me ice skating this season? held my hand (in adorable mittens) and laughed at me when I fell over? bought me a hot chocolate and commented on how cute my nose is when it’s red from the cold? seems fucked up but okay

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Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini

4 years ago

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

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maya 👒 @mayaisfiya

4 years ago

i want a boyfriend but don’t want to do anything to get one. i just kinda hope a tall and emotionally intelligent guy walks up to me in the street and asks to buy me coffee and then we kiss

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❀JOSIE❀ @mostlyjosiee

5 years ago

I like to pretend I'm smart and capable, when in reality I just got my head stuck in my sleeve for 5 whole minutes

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

5 years ago

Such a weird game when you think about it

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Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea

5 years ago

You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is stuck in a lorry park in Kent.

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Mark Rofe @iamrofe

5 years ago

*planning my wedding in 10 years* Cake maker: how many tiers would you like your wedding cake to have? 3? Me:

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Will Roscoe @Goodish_Will

5 years ago

And this is the way it ends. Not with a bang but with a WI/MI/PA.

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❀JOSIE❀ @mostlyjosiee

5 years ago

apparently 11 straight hours of election coverage was the spark I needed to get a whole bunch of work done

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❀JOSIE❀ @mostlyjosiee

5 years ago

desperately trying to forget that @LizzbaWest and I have a MAGA side to our family

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❀JOSIE❀ @mostlyjosiee

5 years ago

I'm sick of people saying 'they died WITH covid not FROM covid' as if it's all part of a conspiracy to boost the death toll. if you get shot, you may die from blood loss or other complications, but I'm pretty sure the bullet would be considered the cause of death, not an aside