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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

Sitting quietly in my cage at the zoo. I'm not a fucking gopher get it right...btw, I know all your tricks so don't fucking try it... Toronto Zoo Joined August 2016
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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

Not looking forward to having no air conditioning at Johnson in September 😐

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

I guess I should go to sleep I'm getting a makeover with Oprah tomorrow. Kisses.

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

If you can fight @mpjinstigator you can fight me too

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

Mpj mongoose is on the loose

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

Junior chickens are made with dog meat it's a fact

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

I peeped @_babykiannah stealing from the register at work 🤒

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

I'm eating my homegirl @_babykiannah 's fav ice cream rn

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

okay but on some real shit if you eat junior chickens with Thai sauce we cannot be friends 😷🤒

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

Rose from McDonald's is my mom be nice to her

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

@RayRouleau where do I sign up to be a goddess like you please tell me I'm tired of bitches telling me I look like a gopher 🙄

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

@NikkiCasalme would you tell me if I look like a mongoose or nah?

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

When a fellow MPJ Mongoose calls me names

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

*Runs back to my cage before I get dragged by all the Johnson girls*

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

One thing about Johnson mongooses is we got each other's back 👊🏾

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MPJ MONGOOSE @mpjmongoose

9 years ago

I'm pissed someone tried to use mongoose as an insult wtf

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Msgr Percy Johnson @MpjCouncil

9 years ago

Cant wait for yet another year at Johnson, we've got lots planned jaguars😉🐾💖 #nofighting #letsjustbefriends

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