Magda @mstremeski

Bipedal hominid. Pronouns: she/her/her, but also they/them/their, because linguistics. Planet Earth Joined April 2018

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Magda @mstremeski

6 years ago

Three hand-related appointments in a week? What is this, 2011? #fml

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Magda @mstremeski

6 years ago

Holy Facetune Batman! Sawao, honey, I love you even if you're past 50. Don't do that to yourself.

Musicman（ミュージックマン） @musicman_net

6 years ago

Holy Facetune Batman! Sawao, honey, I love you even if you're past 50. Don't do that to yourself.

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Sebastian Dobson is on Bluesky @SebDobson

6 years ago

@Mulboyne "Nice mission statement for our Women's University, but shouldn't we run it past a native speaker?" "But the posters have already been printed!" [Seen in Tokyo, 2011]

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Magda @mstremeski

6 years ago

My phone autocorrected "wug" to "wig". This probably isn't going to end well.

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Gods, I hate the Victoria Gardens tram stop so much. One single seat on the citybound side, because it's more important for bigass billboards to be seen than commuters to have adequate facilities. Go fuck yourselves @JCDecauxAUS and @yarratrams.

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Ako | Nihongo Picnic @akokitamura

6 years ago

I really need a plumber emoji, @Apple. ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟡🟡🟡⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟫🟫⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⭐️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️❓🟫🟫❓🟫🟫⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🐢⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🍄⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️⬜️❓🟫🟫🟫🟫⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️🐢⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟡🟡

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Laurazepam @andlikelaura

6 years ago

my favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls you into their office

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Hanna K @HannaKtweet

6 years ago

as a woman you're always either too young or too old for things, because the perfect age is when you're a man

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Jason Scott @textfiles

6 years ago

You dropped something. web.archive.org/web/2020020303…

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November @postoctobrist

6 years ago

getting extremely pissed off at the idea of living in a society where the most basic courtesy of being called by your fucking name is so rare and contested that it can be effectively monetised and sold back to you

Starbucks UK @StarbucksUK

6 years ago

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Russ McSpadden @PeccaryNotPig

6 years ago

A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. 🎥Peninsula Open Space Trust

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Magda @mstremeski

6 years ago

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day was "scumble". Seeing the email in my inbox, I thought "I know this one! Scumble is a drink made from apples! Well, mainly apples..." Turns out that wasn't what the email said, and I was highly disappointed.