it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh
my pain is chronic but my tits are iconic ✨ she/her Manhattan, NY Joined October 2014-
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I know I bring up being a Virgo a lot, but if Beyonce had your same sign wouldn’t you?
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Starbucks should give you a free drink if you arrive somewhere early and need to kill 10-15 minutes
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born to dilly dally forced to lock in
what’s the word for when someone’s birthday is your half birthday and vice versa
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great news for my fellow smart dumb people
When the weather is nice and I go for a walk on my lunch break I shouldn’t have to clock out… why am I getting cat called for free
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SAG strike over? Guess I’m free to start ACTING like a fucking BITCH! 🤣❗️🥳🥳🥳
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You’re serving cunt? The Writer’s Guild is on strike and you’re serving cunt?
When people write EEAAO this is how I say it in my head
In my rebellious era (having sleepovers with my boyfriend on a school night)
feature that tells you if you’re sending a screenshot to the person who wrote the text, not the person you want to send it to WHEN
When is the right time to suggest that my office gets as squatty potty do you think
The Patient on Hulu is a very important show (for introducing Debbie Friedman to the masses)
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