The Muffin Man @mustyGstring
in da muff Joined April 2024-
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Ghengis khan sounds all tuff, but I’d bet one blinker takes him straight to his knees
Irrationally unenthusiastically ejaculating (haiku btw)
1. Joe Burrow 2.Ja’Marr Chase 3.Landon Dickerson 4.Bryce Young 5.Jalen Milroe 6.Jordan Addison 7.Justin Fields 8.Shedeur Sanders 9.Shedrick Jackson 10.JJ McCarthy Landon Dickerson is hurt:(
My Honda took a shit today so I checked under the hood. To my surprise, where my engine should be, there was an angry Japanese man demanding Yen to continue powering the vehicle
1.Joe Burrow 2.Ja’Marr Chase 3.Landon Dickerson 4.Bryce Young 5.Jalen Milroe 6.Shedeur Sanders 7.Shedrick Jackson 8.Daniel Carlson 9.Cam Miller 10.Aidan O’Connell 11.Dylan Laube 12.Anthony Tyus III 13.Jacardia Wright
Raiders have bo Jackson’s nephew at wr and his name is Shrek
this was meant for someone like @OfficialJulianD
I watch where I go Because I wont reach the top Accidentally (haiku btw)
fine I wanted to listen to 2010s summer camp Xday afternoon daylists all week anyway
2010 playbook: 1. Use home computer 2. Do -NOT- understand concept of search history
fuckass snail won’t find me here #scenicpiss
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