whit @my_whitz_end
My only fears are things that scare me - Nelson Mandella Joined September 2013-
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If you think it's crazy that there won't be any voters in the audience for tonight's debate, just wait until you hear that it's taking place in a theater that seats 1,000 people. It'll be empty—no seats filled—because Abbott refuses to face those he's failed these last 8 years.
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Hi. I'm Joe. I’m a Democrat running against Ken Paxton. RT & follow so we can replace a man that was indicted on felony securities fraud charges and is being investigated by the FBI. Let’s restore integrity to the #TXAG in 2022. #JaworskiforTXAG
Love it when a random guy at the bar tells you he used his dads cancer to avoid a ticket, mansplains Miranda rights, and gives a full discourse on the Will Smith slap. I’m just trying to eat a fucking pizza dude
Almost made it all the way through thanksgiving with no political talk and then my uncle air drops this. I’m -
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these make me sick
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We have 25 vaccines left.
Signed up to fuck with the Oklahoma rally numbers, apparently this works:
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Use oil based paint!! That shit does not come off!! Good interior oil based house paint!! Also strong fumes!
Use oil based paint!! That shit does not come off!! Good interior oil based house paint!! Also strong fumes!
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Good morning. Fuck the Police.
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It's a good time to note that Bernie's on the ballot.
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My first time SKATING in DALLAS and I landed a NOLLIE 360 FLIP 😭😭🙏🏽
This guys fucking losing it
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How the fuck do you keep the masks from fogging up your glasses
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it’s been 4 years and i’m still mad that my iPhone doesn’t have a headphone jack anymore. and don’t tell me to buy bluetooth headphones bc i won’t
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No one’s first government job should be President of the United States.
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The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible.
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