R @mycnotmikeholms

Have you heard of the closure of Galtrev's banking services? They said they were done lending. Hobbiton Joined June 2016

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R @mycnotmikeholms

a week ago

me, age 5, crushing on sir David Attenborough

Alec 🧬 NIKO 7TH TODD BAND MEMBER @RHYMlNSIMON

a week ago

me, age 5, crushing on sir David Attenborough

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Operation Mincemeat @mincemeatlive

a week ago

From a 77 seater to 1000 shows on the West End🤯 You really couldn't write it, could you!!!🎶✨ A whole-arsed thank you goes out to every agent who has visited us at the Fortune Theatre. You keep our doors open and our hearts full! Raising a glass to 1000 more!🥂

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

4 weeks ago

Etymology of the day: ‘dog day afternoons’ are so named not because dogs seek out the shade, but because, during the hottest days of summer in the northern hemisphere, the Dog Star Sirius rises with the sun.

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Zack Stentz @MuseZack

3 months ago

It doesn't seem right that there are like a million songs about being in love with a girl but only one about encountering spectral cowboys doomed to eternally chase a herd of ghostly cattle.

🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_

3 months ago

It doesn't seem right that there are like a million songs about being in love with a girl but only one about encountering spectral cowboys doomed to eternally chase a herd of ghostly cattle.

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coldplay wifey @tanishaitaan

3 months ago

your 20s are for realising that spending two hours with your friends really does help with your mental health

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‏ً @omgsidewalks

3 months ago

10:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today

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Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat

3 months ago

Countries where their brains are fully engaged

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa

3 months ago

Countries where their brains are fully engaged

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Aaron Rawrdgers @ARdoppelganger

3 months ago

So you’re saying it should be illegal to enter the capitol building in protest?

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

3 months ago

So you’re saying it should be illegal to enter the capitol building in protest?

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h @jamtoastaurchai

3 months ago

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

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BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123

3 months ago

I hate it when I do math about where my money went, and it all adds up . No one robbed me .I didn't lose it ..it was really all me

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vivi @mooncatvivi

3 months ago

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

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Assal Rad @AssalRad

3 months ago

When you’re doing propaganda instead of journalism.

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liam cunningham @liamcunningham1

3 months ago

There is a tipping point fast approaching. European leaders are not reading the room. The empty words and complicity in this horror show will not be tolerated much longer. The people are screaming now.

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

3 months ago

For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

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WestEnd Understudies @WestEndCovers

3 months ago

Today will be the DEBUT of Jason Kajdi (@JKajdi) in the role of HESTER LEGGATT & OTHERS at @mincemeatlive! #1stcover #debut

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xan @PTAShill

3 months ago

we used to hate nazis so much we made movies where we killed them in crazy ways what happened man

xan @PTAShill

3 months ago

we used to hate nazis so much we made movies where we killed them in crazy ways what happened man

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em 🌜 @curiouscaseofem

4 months ago

"In those final months, weeks and days Benjamin dreamed Of a room in an attic Of a woman on a cliff Of a young barmaid in a little Cornish pub Of beer Of a life at sea Of years at war Of family Of home Of the moon and the sea."