MyExplodedBrain @myexplodedbrain
On Twitter since ‘09. My whimsical account. DC-based former govie for some unpopular agencies. Former bartender, to boot. Washington, DC Joined January 2019-
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Essentially this is what Gavin Newsom's team has been doing to MAGA the last month and they are losing their minds. @GavinNewsom @iGardon @GovPressOffice
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Sooooo…. are we all I dunno, buying Intel now and then predicting how that makes Trump money and assume because that fucktwat gets away with everything that it’ll rise at least modestly in the short term????
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Most visa holders are tourists or short-term business visitors, and many are not even in the U.S. - they have visas to visit in the future or the visas they used to visit haven't expired. But this totally fake claim that 55 million visa holders reside in the U.S. is now going to…
Daily reminder to tell Stephen Miller to fuck right off any chance you get
Daily reminder to tell Stephen Miller to fuck right off any chance you get
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Useful info for those who woke up w a new iOS update this morning. Of note, I have yet to enable Apple Intelligence in any of the past 2-3 updates or when I got a new 16, but many of the intelligence functions she describes were enabled, so worth the settings audit for sure
Useful info for those who woke up w a new iOS update this morning. Of note, I have yet to enable Apple Intelligence in any of the past 2-3 updates or when I got a new 16, but many of the intelligence functions she describes were enabled, so worth the settings audit for sure
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"Unless you beat cops viciously on January 6th. If you did that, we will pardon you."
"Unless you beat cops viciously on January 6th. If you did that, we will pardon you."
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I don’t like war. I don’t want war. But I ca say as a solid Genexer - if there is war I will smoke a fuck ton of cigs
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"Why was the flight delayed for an hour?" "The pilot saw a problem with one of the engines, but it's okay now." "Wow, you've replaced an engine in an hour?" "No, we've replaced the pilot" (An old Soviet joke... Congrats, America)
"Why was the flight delayed for an hour?" "The pilot saw a problem with one of the engines, but it's okay now." "Wow, you've replaced an engine in an hour?" "No, we've replaced the pilot" (An old Soviet joke... Congrats, America)
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As a policy nerd who studied economics, love this take
As a policy nerd who studied economics, love this take
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Hey @grok, which world leaders fired, arrested, or killed statisticians for presenting data they didn’t like? Give me three examples. Keep it short.
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