my dog says hi @mynameisandyjoe
guess who’s fucking back? Albuquerque, NM Joined July 2009-
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Hi I’m going to stop posting on this. But I made one of those Bluesky things so if want to follow me there, hell yeah! I’ve been on this platform for 16 years, it sucks that now it sucks. Follow me on that thing. bsky.app/profile/myname…
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It’s 2025. My band is opening for Handguns and Man Overboard. I’m simultaneously laughing and crying at the same time. It’s gonna rock ass.
Welcoming 2025 by taking a shot of @JeppsonsMalort and listening to 100 Resolutions by @TheLawrenceArms. Hope everyone is having a great evening ✌️❤️
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Increased Christianity in schools opens the door to Satanic Temple education programs trib.al/xFifLAG
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Providing empathetic support during eternal damnation really does make the screams of torment sound more like music to my ears. Pro tip: validating the feelings of the damned before lighting them on fire makes the whole experience way
Also, did we settle this argument? Are they still tweets? Or are they “whatever it’s called nows”?
In a weird way, I’m kinda happy that I’m back on this stupid social media platform.
Sitting in my bedroom and playing guitar is a lot of fun. I need to do that more.
Folding socks, and not losing a single matching pair is so satisfying. “Hey, buddy, here’s your other stinky friend 🙂”
Can the Pens stop sucking? That’d be nice.
Can the Pens stop sucking? That’d be nice.
Hey mother fuckers, I’m back. Not like it mattered anyway, but I’m glad I took my little break.
Playing this bangin’ ass show on May 27th. It’s Memorial Day. Let’s make some dumb memories!
Saw Strung Out tonight. Didn’t pay for a single drink. Saw some old homies. Life is grand.
Also baking is stupid. Takes for fucking ever.
“I’m never going to be in two bands.” -me Joins a second band, also me.
Also overhearing a conversation outside my apartment about security convincing some girls that it’s not 4/20 anymore and they need to go to bed. Life is grand.
Told my dog, “hey little fuck head, get on the bed,” and he did.
I don’t post on here very much anymore. My dog still says hi. Still slinging beers. Still playing punk rock. Still love food. Water rules.
I’m 32. Never thought I’d make it this far. I’m stoked I’m still here. Rock the fuck on forever.
Can I ever meet a nice girl that doesn’t have some sort of vendetta? No. Okay.
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