jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

hello Boston, MA Joined May 2009

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

3 years ago

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

Meatball is supposed to be @GuyFieri but he’s giving @GordonRamsay vibes instead

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

if they were called chicken toes instead of chicken fingers I would NOT eat them

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

just did an escape room in my own fridge (spent 10 mins looking for the hummus)

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juni @wtfffjuni

3 years ago

sorry i told u what was bothering me do u still think im hot

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L’Apey @ouiouiapey

3 years ago

can i come over and act weird and be strange

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

a surprising fact about me is I’ve never owned a pair of crocs

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

introduced my dog to weird al’s music tonight 💛

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

quite literally everything about my life seems fake and yet it’s shockingly very very real (a raccoon family held me hostage in my car because they stood outside my door and stared)

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Kat ♱ @albertcamslut

3 years ago

she may be prettier than me but she’ll never commit to the bit like I can

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ben football szn @bstoff350

3 years ago

Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs and is celebrated as a king. I eat 9 hotdogs one time at a kids birthday party and I’m “embarrassing to be around”

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

living in la was a fever nightmare

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

once a middle aged man in LA asked me to train his two dogs and after roughly 30 seconds of asking him basic questions I found out he didn’t own any dogs. that was neat

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jess🪐 @mynameisjessh

3 years ago

if you ever get caught with Oreos in your teeth you can always say it’s activated charcoal then the person will think you’re very clean and serious about dental health