sterling @mysmithereens

King of the Sadie Hawkins Dance, 1998 Joined February 2011

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sterling @mysmithereens

6 days ago

#FatherInLaw: “I’ve driven over a MILLION miles.”

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7 days ago

#FatherInLaw is in town for the weekend. We’re having dinner with his skydiving buddies. Friend: “Meet my wife. She’s got 41 jumps. Only 1 naked one though.”

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⁦@KDTrey5⁩ took my boys today & they loved seeing you up close! They couldn’t believe you got 5’ from them while they were high-fiving Mavs. You hugged the guy in the black hoodie. (Who we thought we recognized but weren’t sure.) Thank you for making memories today.

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sterling @mysmithereens

8 months ago

Pray for #FatherInLaw. He's got impending brain surgery. I know my tweets have slowed since COVID, but we sure don't want them to end entirely yet.

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10 months ago

The conversations you overhear when retreating to an out-of-the-way bathroom at the family #Thanksgiving 👀 Is it time to leave yet? What quarter is the football game in again?

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sterling @mysmithereens

2 years ago

#FatherInLaw carries two bifold wallets: one for cards, one for cash.

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2 years ago

Tuesday, February 6th, apropos of nothing. #FatherInLaw: "You know I was watching Tom Brady's first game [on TV.]" Same story as last month. I still don't know what to do with this information.

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2 years ago

Friday, January 12th, apropos of nothing. #FatherInLaw: "You know I was watching Tom Brady's first game [on TV.]" I don't know what to do with this information.

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5 years ago

#FatherInLaw "You know I didn't know what Jews were when I was a kid. I heard people talk about them. But you know, you watch #SexAndTheCity and you figure some things out."

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5 years ago

#FatherInLaw is voting for #BidenHarris2020...WITH the #UncleJeff underwear mask on.

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5 years ago

Wife points at the blood running down #FatherInLaw's arm. "You're bleeding." He says, "oh shit!" and goes to wipe it with a napkin. FIL: "Oh, this is old blood." Apparently it's been there for hours.