danni @mythbie_

zzz🚂zzzzz // they/them the bottom of the pit Joined June 2018

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AKSEL @aksually

5 years ago

@BluesDank slob on my Knob, Like Corn on the cob

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JOKO @ItsJoko

6 years ago

Tom Nook wants a piece of my fat ass SO BAD but I will NOT have sex with him

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briannamoroll ☁︎ @BlossomyBri

6 years ago

I’m done fucking around, where is she

shelby 📿🗡 @hyuckold

6 years ago

I’m done fucking around, where is she

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AKSEL @aksually

6 years ago

shakira rly said waka waka eeeh eeeh or some shit. crazy

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Juanpi @juanpi_a1

6 years ago

yall still tweeting from Twitter for iPhone? LMAO couldnt be me

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jamie @bootangina

6 years ago

my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD

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@jschlatt @cscoop @traves What's that? I'm a parasite? Of course I am. Parasites are survivors, and they will outlive most species in the impending mass extinction. Awww... is that depressing? Good. I want you in a depressed hell where you won't ask for anything.

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sam ‼️ @meowsamo

6 years ago

WAIT ANIMALS ACTUALLY GO INTO HEAT ???? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A GAY FANFIC THING ,,???????

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Wilbur Soot @WilburSoot

6 years ago

Government: Escuse me miwster can you pwease pay your taxes? 🥺👉👈 Me: Heck no, chumps! 😎🛹

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chomper (DEAD/ARCHIVAL ACCOUNT, I'M ON BSKY NOW) @chompteeth

6 years ago

what I see after retreating to my mind palace to conjure the image of an apple

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nate grizzly @GrizzlyPlays

6 years ago

cute ways to greet your significant other: - hello my love! - whats up buttercup? - rise and grind sunshine! - wake the fuck up, samurai. we’ve got a city to burn.