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Lady in front of me orders the red salsa at Chipotle, winks to her friend next to her and says: "I'm a connoisseur of spicy food, especially hot sauces, most people can't handle my level of heat."
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If you have an office job, I guarantee one of the biggest lies you tell yourself and believe is when you snooze a @SlackHQ reminder for 1 hour. Admit it, you know you're gonna hit that button at least 3 more times.
Does anyone else treat the night before trash collection day as a great purge event? Every Sunday night, I'm roaming the house, like a lunatic, overplanning things to throw away. "Hmm, this brand new appliance is already 2 days old, maybe I should throw it out and replace it."
Prepping for the big game by doing absolutely sports related instead focusing on improving my woodworking skills. I am however rehearsing talking points for random sports conversations tomorrow, including my tried-n-true favorite: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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MY SECURITY QUESTIONS What is your favorite pestilence? What was the name of your first Plague? Which religion is right? What was your Virgin Mother's maiden name? What elementary particles did you invent? Who are your Chosen People? In whose imagination were you born?
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#MouthDreams is out!!! DL links: neilcic.com/mouthdreams Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthd…
Verifying myself: I am natethegreat on Keybase.io. YJbeyR9NsdEqjPe77KdV1xOO_qMa3rdBmAXR / keybase.io/natethegreat/s…
Writing Windows batch scripts today. What decade is this?!
The TSA Pre line moves so fast I don't even have time to take off my backpack.
Nate Geouge retweeted
"Have you seen my meatball?" #mjwed
Ext3grep is the best tool ever created. Panic mode off.
Writing firewall rules at 5:30 in the morning, always a good idea!
Nate Geouge retweeted
Prayers up 4 Eddy Vasquez @grooveshark n his fam. another 1 gone too soon. gun violence affects us all. put tha guns down #nogunsallowed
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not to sound like an ultimate badass or anything, but I can distinguish the intro of Take On Me from Boys Of Summer in under one second, bro
Loss of productivy and bandwidth consumer. i.imgur.com/8kmyWtz.png
I'm trying to access a university's blocked ports list, but it seems to be firewalled. Is that irony?
Words you never want to hear: "There's a leak in the server closet, we need to take out the wall."
はるか @Kawmawj338357
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198 Followers 169 Following Gainesville's tech/creative un-conference! Low-cost and open to the community. March 25th at the Santa Fe Blount Hall in downtown Gainesville, FL.
Cesar Kuziw @KuziwCesar
197 Followers 1K Following 13 year old pokemon breeder FC 4957-3655-9276 and don't hate me but I hate anime
Erick Rodriguez @RodriguezEA19
231 Followers 1K Following Emprendedor, CO-Fundador de @oficialbucartv y apasionado por la #Musica Guitarrista en proceso !
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126 Followers 454 Following My existence…the abiding furor of which is matched only by concomitant southern gentility, bourbon capacity, and sheer willingness to be my own last straw.
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141 Followers 580 Following A musical about an advice columnist who moves to a new town and discovers that love takes more than her magic touch.
SkyRocket Group @SkyRocketGroup
622 Followers 882 Following Inbound marketing agency specializing in website design, social marketing, blogging and content strategy for B2B technology industries.
Eric Reinertsen @er22
98 Followers 702 Following
Socialist @SocialistApp
104 Followers 78 Following Organize the things you love. Socialist is the new app for iOS7 that helps you create, collaborate and share lists all in one place. by @TheBKRYNYC @madeawkward
A P @alpeshpatel80
565 Followers 3K Following
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157 Followers 2K Following
HundredAndOneWaters @200Waters
16 Followers 56 Following SOME bands only have 100 Waters. We have 200. #EtherealArtRock #200100
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519 Followers 2K Following Baird & Warner Realty TOP PRODUCER 2011 thru 2013 Certified Negotiation Consultant
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Politic and Culture @mediafindout
359 Followers 2K Following About Mundial Politic and Culture--from Portugal Sobre Politica e Cultura Mundial - a partir de Portugal
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H1 Studios @H1studios
367 Followers 99 Following H1 is a web and mobile design, branding, and development studio in Brooklyn New York.
William Richardson @Smudded
65 Followers 61 Following Founder and Head of Product @getadmiral, former Lead Front End Engineer @ Grooveshark
one of the many matts @1ofthemanymatts
8K Followers 2K Following has NFT chip literally implanted in hand, dreams NFTs, stages conceptual hijinks no longer walkin'
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368 Followers 374 Following I like to create more than I consume / Product designer and musician / Currently working at Spotify
Support OVHcloud EN @ovh_support_en
9K Followers 114 Following Official account support of @OVHcloud Questions? Worries? Our team is here to help you. Find us online from monday to friday, 9 am to 5 pm (CET).
Jeff Rechtman @JeffRechtman
955 Followers 457 Following Partnerships, Sustainability @Google during the day. Movement enthusiast all other times.
Josh Bonnain @joshbonnain
513 Followers 508 Following BD @Yelp. Grooveshark alum. Florida transplant living and loving life in San Diego.
Tamara Lowrey @DigitalDreaming
606 Followers 2K Following Arm-chair nutritionist and minimalist day-dreamer. Blessed to be called "Mama." Publisher of #GNV weekend events newsletter GNVLive.
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Taylor Paisie 🇺�... @tpaisie
327 Followers 783 Following I mess around with pathogenic bacteria, viruses, and computers. Aspiring Jedi scientist 🤺 ⭐
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.7M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.4M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Neil Cicierega @neilcic
189K Followers 135 Following Local man makes 'web webs' on personal computer
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John Feldmann @JohnFeldy
110K Followers 164 Following The new @goldfingermusic video for "Tijuana Sunrise" is OUT NOW!!! https://t.co/VVnB5CMWKL
Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow
14K Followers 891 Following AI/Human Rights Lead and Global Privacy Counsel at @EPICprivacy, privacy advocate, nerd. Personal opinions, terrible jokes. illleavenow on butterfly site.
Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis
634K Followers 927 Following Actor, television presenter, producer, director, husband & dad, who just happens to be short! President of @LPUKOnline, the charity for people with dwarfism.
Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz
131K Followers 232 Following CEO @zoodotdev, 👩🏻💻 @oxidecomputer, 📝 @ACMQueue
Gainesville Transport... @GACSmartTraffic
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Alachua Co. Sheriff @AlachuaSheriff
13K Followers 660 Following Official Twitter account of the Alachua County Sheriff's Office. Not monitored 24/7. Emergencies call 9-1-1. Non-Emergencies call 352-955-1818.
gainesvillepd @GainesvillePD
26K Followers 1K Following The official Twitter account for the Gainesville (FL) Police Department
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
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NANOG @nanog
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Internet Intelligence @InternetIntel
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Support OVHcloud EN @ovh_support_en
9K Followers 114 Following Official account support of @OVHcloud Questions? Worries? Our team is here to help you. Find us online from monday to friday, 9 am to 5 pm (CET).
OVHcloud @OVHcloud
66K Followers 2K Following Global hyper-scale #cloud provider. Innovative services focusing on private, public, hybrid cloud & bare metal. For technical support, contact @ovh_support_en.
Bushwaller's @bushwallers
481 Followers 195 Following Bushwaller's Pub has been a Frederick tradition since 1981. It's the community living room that offers over 70 whiskeys, 18 beers on tap and great food.
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
613K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
Maura Weaver @everreadyy
2K Followers 360 Following hey guess what friends I have a new album ‘Strange Devotion’ out 9/19 on Feel It Records
Anandan Rangasamy @andycompeer
41 Followers 251 Following
ViaWest Colorado @ViaWest_CO
535 Followers 640 Following Cloud Computing, Colocation and Managed Services in CO, TX, UT, NV and OR. Follow our CTO @jtcarolan and Colorado GM/VP @margiesims
Asian Man Records @asianmanrecords
26K Followers 486 Following 아시안맨 DIY/EQUALITY/Hate the music biz but 💙 🎵 There's a diy label I hate so much/will disclose their identity w much fury in 2025. @MIKEPARKMUSIC EST 1996
William Richardson @Smudded
65 Followers 61 Following Founder and Head of Product @getadmiral, former Lead Front End Engineer @ Grooveshark
Maria Popova @themarginalian
862K Followers 359 Following Reader. Writer. Creator of The Marginalian (long ago named Brain Pickings). Author of #Figuring. Lover of trees. Petter of moss. Rider of a cobalt blue bicycle.
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