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OOC @beansaladpod quotes. I am not affiliated with Sperbs, I promise. May Plain Susan's beak rend me in two if I speak false. Context available upon request. instagram.com/nocontextthree… Exeter, England Joined June 2021-
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Ben: “I'm alive, and this tiger is alive.” Mike: “Let's be symbiotic! What about it, tiger?” *growls*
“But that's why 'Rocket Man' has been so far considerably more successful than 'Monkey Times' by Henry Paker.”
“That’s a classic warlock level diss!”
Ben: “I will be Adam, Sheena Easton will be Eve!” Henry: “And we will live in a city of skulls! Be the Queen of the new Golgotha, Sheena, will you join me? Oh sorry Miss, I got carried away - sorry Miss!” Mike: “Also I’m really sorry, I think I’ve killed your serpent!”
"Can I be a bit GB News about this? We can’t spend our lives worrying about whether space stoats are going to arrive!"
“Imagine an edible trestle table - shrink it down to the size of a biscuit - then spread some Nutella on it - and then sandwich it with another similar biscuit on the other side.”
Henry: “Can you picture that biscuit Mike?” Mike. “Yep!”
"These smelly rubbers are tearing us apart!"
“A brace of biros for Sir?”
Mike: “The child will come home from school, full of the joys of Spring, because they have been awarded their Pen License.” Pam : *barks* Henry: “Yeah, you’re damn right Pam, it’s absolute bullshit!”
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Bumper crop here - the longest standard episode so far!
@beansaladpod Will a bumper crop of well fertilized banter will hold us until June's harvest? Time will tell. Penciled-in show notes:
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The podcast we mention in this episode is @CrushedbyMCS. Big yaysay from us.
Free-range beans: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/thr…
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Attention @beansaladpod listeners. There is now a burgeoning "Pompidou Centre" section of the #ThreeBeanSaladPod wiki meta topics. Such as a list of Henry's various jobs: threebeansalad.wiki/en/henrys-jobs If there are any other meta pages you'd like to see, let me know!
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