drunk tom @neddynight

banana bread at work today? hell yeah United States Joined June 2016

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DillyDilly @dillybets

4 years ago

Hawks fans wya? SUNS IN 5 LFG #BelieveAtlanta #ATLvsMIL

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Better Woj @BetterWoj

4 years ago

Kendall Jenner says if the Suns lose Game 3, she will leave Devin Booker for Alex Caruso, sources tell ESPN.

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NBA Expert. @WhatSeperatesU

5 years ago

@lilmayovert @AndySheehankdka @KDKA Hes only 6'1. Not that big plus his muscle mass makes him slow.

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drunk tom @neddynight

5 years ago

A wise man once told me, “If you’re going to be a monkey, at least be the one who holds all the bananas”

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drunk tom @neddynight

5 years ago

If you haven’t seen Parasyte, call in sick tomorrow and watch the whole anime

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dillon @md_musgrove

5 years ago

Y’all enjoy this video my mom got of my grandpa skiing

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Mom Jeans @momjeansplease

5 years ago

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

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A few thousand families mourning a loss and a country stricken with fear. An angsty protest that stormed a building with little resistance and no plan of destruction. Pretty different reactions to pretty different situations seems right to me.

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drunk tom @neddynight

5 years ago

Why do campaign slogans use the year that they’re running and not the year they’re inaugurated?

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drunk tom @neddynight

5 years ago

When talking about drug law reform, Joe Biden says “especially cocaine”. Amazing that he manages to single out the rich person drug (that his son happened to get in trouble for). Bad look. #Debates2020