pookie ahh pankajj @nerdbutnothot
22 | js realised that im a werewolf Delhi Joined May 2023-
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"ji mai narela ki dhool mitti se hi scrub kar leta hu, gareeb hu na"
"ji mera bhajanpura mein unauthorised plot pe ghar tha, jcb ne ghar aur govt. ne gaand tod di meri"
"ji mai seelampur ke naalo ke paani se nahata hu"
"seelampur kitne mein jaaoge bhaiya?" "50 rupay" "30 mein jaati hu roz!!" "abe lawdi jaa na fir khud chalake"
facewash ✅ moisturizer ✅ pimple patch ✅ lip balm ✅ (no salicylic acid serum bcs my skin is sensitive and harr din use karke breakouts ho jaate hai)
today's exam made me realis that im actually chopped because biometrics waali photo itni bekar thi ki mere side betha hua banda bola - "bhai, you're chopped"🙏🏻🤙🏻
people who call themselves pookie are actually mentally ill
these are my private parts, private parts, private parts these are my private parts, nobody should see them🎶🎶
aaj stalk nahi kar sakta gang ko bcs tired hu😔😔🙏🏻
To that asshole - KUTTE MARRJAA TU!! TERI GAAND SIL JAAYE BHOZRIKE SAADE...KHUD FRIENDZONED HAI TOH MUJHE TOH BAAT KARNE DETA NA LAWDEEE!!!!! To that girl - Yeah, I'm the same guy you saw at rohini's exam centre. If you see this, kindly drop me a text😭✋🏻. #downbad
To that asshole - KUTTE MARRJAA TU!! TERI GAAND SIL JAAYE BHOZRIKE SAADE...KHUD FRIENDZONED HAI TOH MUJHE TOH BAAT KARNE DETA NA LAWDEEE!!!!! To that girl - Yeah, I'm the same guy you saw at rohini's exam centre. If you see this, kindly drop me a text😭✋🏻. #downbad
Now, this motherfucker asshole said (to her) - "aage chalte hain, yahan bheed ho jaayegi" and then they went dusre coach mein..😑😑 And I never saw her again..
Now, this motherfucker asshole said (to her) - "aage chalte hain, yahan bheed ho jaayegi" and then they went dusre coach mein..😑😑 And I never saw her again..
I'm sure he was her "just" friend because the way I hug my friend would seem romantic when compared to their weird ass sidehug, so happy. I still didn't give up. Now, we were at the platform and she was standing right next to me (like, we would've entered the same coach).
I'm sure he was her "just" friend because the way I hug my friend would seem romantic when compared to their weird ass sidehug, so happy. I still didn't give up. Now, we were at the platform and she was standing right next to me (like, we would've entered the same coach).
But she was talking to some friend so obviously I couldn't talk (and also because I was shy😭). Now, we reached the metro station and just when I was about to talk to her, a guy came and gave her a sidehug🥀.
But she was talking to some friend so obviously I couldn't talk (and also because I was shy😭). Now, we reached the metro station and just when I was about to talk to her, a guy came and gave her a sidehug🥀.
I always stare back in such situations, but since I felt exactly the same how I felt with my ex, I got shy and looked away😭✋🏻. Then there were a couple more eye contacts. Exam done and on our way to the metro station, we boarded the same rickshaw and I decided thay I'd talk.
I always stare back in such situations, but since I felt exactly the same how I felt with my ex, I got shy and looked away😭✋🏻. Then there were a couple more eye contacts. Exam done and on our way to the metro station, we boarded the same rickshaw and I decided thay I'd talk.
And when I looked at her, she looked away after a second. Now, another eye contact!!? She was leaning towards another candidate because tehy were talking but guess what?? HER EYES WERE AT ME!!!! WITH A SMILE??!!!
And when I looked at her, she looked away after a second. Now, another eye contact!!? She was leaning towards another candidate because tehy were talking but guess what?? HER EYES WERE AT ME!!!! WITH A SMILE??!!! https://t.co/6MfCGbd5nB
So, I had an exam today and I saw a cutieee there. During biometrics, i saw hee, huehuehuee and guess whatt?? SHE WAS ALREADY LOOKING AT ME!! The way I felt when I first saw my ex (then girlfriend), I felt the exact same today!
So, I had an exam today and I saw a cutieee there. During biometrics, i saw hee, huehuehuee and guess whatt?? SHE WAS ALREADY LOOKING AT ME!! The way I felt when I first saw my ex (then girlfriend), I felt the exact same today!
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