Uncrustwittable @nerdclusterstan
i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing…. i really want to!! #organdonor ATX Joined January 2012-
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I just ordered a sweet tea in Mizzou and was informed they don’t have sweet tea. NOT THE SEC.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered
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Alabama plays Louisiana-Monroe this weekend. This stat always blows my mind 🤯🤯😏
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What a stat
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In case anyone cares about the math, 100 teams is only 28% of D1. This is a half assed attempt compared to what EA had allegedly planned.
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There’s little else like good sportswriting
2021 Red River takes it for me lol we were whooping that ass until Caleb Williams bitch ass came in😪
Dak really played as well as you could ever ask a QB to play last night. If we can get that level of play out of him for an entire season/playoffs then this team can make a run. Defense looked a thousand times better in the 2nd half
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Lol there are 365 D1 schools. Imagine if some video game company put out a statement saying “We’re making an NFL game with over 9 teams! 🥳”
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Yup 🤘
Yup 🤘 https://t.co/gcjQsdwFDX
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The whole point of RedZone is to throw it on TV2 in the background of the game you’re actually paying attention to but you still get dudes like this acting like their brain is simply too big for what the masses are enjoying
The whole point of RedZone is to throw it on TV2 in the background of the game you’re actually paying attention to but you still get dudes like this acting like their brain is simply too big for what the masses are enjoying
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Dak prescott is playing the game of his life and matt eberflus is such a worthless slack-jawed lizard man it won’t even matter he could give up a designed qb run TD to Greg Abbott
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Jaydon Blue watching Miles Sanders fumble:
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We have our first 100 point QB tackle of the season
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