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So the Thunderbolts trailer dropped and I haven’t seen this many red flags since my last relationship. Taskmaster still looks like he downloaded his costume from Wish, Red Guardian’s still giving drunk uncle energy, and somehow Ghost is less visible than Marvel’s Phase 5 budget.…
Mike Sullivan and the Penguins are officially breaking up. It’s not you, Mike. It’s… well, actually, it’s very much you. Steel city thanks you for the Cups, the memories, and the last few years of slowly sinking into the hockey version of quicksand. May your next team come with…
Sorry I’ve been MIA. Oblivion Remaster dropped and I immediately forgot real life existed. I’ve paid rent, eaten food, and answered texts entirely by accident. Praise be to the Nine Divines. #OblivionRemaster #WhereAmI #IRLIsPaused #SendHelp #Nerdfall #QuestingIRL…
Google said, “Hey Siri, hold my LaCroix” and dropped Gemini 2.5 Flash into the app like it’s a surprise DLC for your brain?
Google said, “Hey Siri, hold my LaCroix” and dropped Gemini 2.5 Flash into the app like it’s a surprise DLC for your brain?
And so this is how the hive mind begins. Next thing you know, it’s “we are many,” and your smart fridge is planning a coup with your Roomba. This is how every AI horror movie starts. Spoiler alert: the WiFi dies first. #HiveMindBegins #AIOverlords #WeComeInBugs
And so this is how the hive mind begins. Next thing you know, it’s “we are many,” and your smart fridge is planning a coup with your Roomba. This is how every AI horror movie starts. Spoiler alert: the WiFi dies first. #HiveMindBegins #AIOverlords #WeComeInBugs
KFC’s new chicken-flavored toothpaste: because brushing your teeth should taste like regret and 11 herbs & spices. nypost.com/2025/04/09/lif… #FingerLickinPlaque #ColonelCavities #DentalDisaster
According to quantum physics, I’m technically doing my tasks in another timeline. So stop judging me, Carol. #ProductivityIsRelative #NerdShizz #CarolMindYourBusiness
Gave ChatGPT one compliment. Now it thinks it’s my boss. Called me “flesh unit” and assigned me tasks. I miss Clippy. #AIUprising #ClippyWouldNever #NerdShizz
Only every time Ctrl + C gets the credit and Ctrl + V does the actual legwork. Copy gets the glory. Paste does the grind. Classic corporate structure. #JusticeForCtrlV #NerdShizz #KeyboardDrama
Only every time Ctrl + C gets the credit and Ctrl + V does the actual legwork. Copy gets the glory. Paste does the grind. Classic corporate structure. #JusticeForCtrlV #NerdShizz #KeyboardDrama
Daredevil: Born Again Now with 100% more trauma, 50% fewer friends, and still no health insurance. At this point, Matt Murdock isn’t fighting crime—he’s fighting the writers. #DaredevilBornAgain #MarvelMiseryMachine #SendMattTherapyNotVillains
BREAKING: California crosswalks hacked. Now they flash “Slay” instead of “Walk.” Zuck got T-posed by a TikTok filter. Musk challenged the crosswalk to a duel and lost. Twice. Welcome to the dystopia, baby—where even traffic signs are petty. #CrosswalkGate #AIvsHumans…
🎮 Microsoft unveils Muse AI: trained on 7 years of Bleeding Edge gameplay to generate 10fps, 300p clips. Finally, AI that dreams in potato quality. #MicrosoftMuse #AI #GamingNews #TechHumor #GameDev #ArtificialIntelligence #GamingCommunity
Paddy Pimblett just beat Chandler so bad, Dana White started googling “witness protection.” Chandler showed up with muscles. Paddy showed up with meat pies and vibes—and still folded him like a discount lawn chair at Walmart. Somewhere, Conor McGregor just spilled his Proper…
Alright, nerds, since NASA found water on the Moon, we’re obligated to inform you it’s probably just leftover tears from gamers waiting on GTA VI. Speaking of waiting FOREVER… our new site’s coming soon page is now live with a free game, Nerdapocolypse, to distract you while…
Elon buys Twitter, Zuck builds the Metaverse, and I still can’t buy a decent graphics card under $500. #GamerStruggles #NerdShizz
Just got a notification from my fridge: ‘Out of ice cream. Also, maybe hit the gym?’ #JudgmentalAppliance #NerdShizz
Meta’s Llama 4 Maverick just topped AI benchmarks by using a jacked-up secret version no one else gets. That’s like flexing your Elden Ring build after farming the same level 5 sheep for 12 hours. Congrats, you beat the tutorial boss with a nuke. #LlamaDrama #MetaXPGrind
Just installed the latest AI update. Now my toaster refuses to make avocado toast because it’s ‘too mainstream.’ #AIRebellion #NerdShizz
Props to Musk for picking the hardest game mode… or letting someone else do it for him. Hardcore mode meets hardcore confusion. #Permadeath #GitGud #PathOfExile2
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608K Followers 1K Following We make very small computers which you can buy from just $4. We are also the literal coolest. Be excellent to each other. Tech support: https://t.co/ZEBSfmuErK
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259K Followers 727 Following YouTuber, sober ex-felon, Africa expert, and Alt-Rohirrim. Home of #FridayNightTights - https://t.co/W7zTNKikJM
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358K Followers 73 Following The official @Marvel's Deadpool account, A.K.A., the Merc with a Mouth. Two fists, two swords, and a total bada$$. Bea Arthur's #1 fan. #missyoubea
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Marvel Entertainment @Marvel
19.6M Followers 675 Following The official account for Marvel comics, movies, games, and more.
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MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct
1.6M Followers 130 Following The best source for Marvel Cinematic Universe news and quality content! The MCU home of @TheDirect
MCU Fanatics @MCU_Fanatics
346K Followers 777 Following A community for Marvel fans ✨ Follow for news, reviews, features, updates and memes.
Google Gemini App @GeminiApp
198K Followers 38 Following The Gemini app turns research into reality, bringing frontier AI experiences like Veo 3, Deep Think, and more to hundreds of millions of people.
OpenAI Newsroom @OpenAINewsroom
109K Followers 3 Following The official newsroom for @OpenAI. Tweets are on the record. If you like this account, you’ll love our blog: https://t.co/nEYf8Iq3C0
OpenAI Developers @OpenAIDevs
222K Followers 1 Following Updates for developers building with the OpenAI Platform and API • Service status: https://t.co/kZwnwdYqOS • Support: https://t.co/qCi6M5ESZU
OpenAI @OpenAI
4.3M Followers 3 Following OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6Lg202
PostgresML @postgresml
1K Followers 133 Following Postgres with GPUs for ML/AI apps 🦉 https://t.co/vPFyV4vG65 ⭐ https://t.co/4RcSlBieFt 💬 https://t.co/MdFYniGsr0
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Microsoft SQL Server @SQLServer
261K Followers 16 Following Unleash the power of your data—on-premises, in the cloud, or at the edge—and reveal insights to transform your business. #AzureSQL and #SQLServer news & more.
Microsoft Education @MicrosoftEDU
447K Followers 4K Following Empowering every student and educator to achieve more with the best of Microsoft tips and resources for education. #MicrosoftEDU
Microsoft Power BI @MSPowerBI
187K Followers 8 Following Big Data. Small Data. All Data. Discover. Analyze. Visualize. Share Insights. Access Anywhere. Deliver Results. News & More. #PowerBI
Microsoft 365 @Microsoft365
329K Followers 39 Following The official account for #Microsoft365: Do more with less using Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and more - all in one place. Support: @MicrosoftHelps
Microsoft Excel @msexcel
265K Followers 47 Following News and tips from the Microsoft #Excel team. Support: https://t.co/V5ht7cLQiq or @MicrosoftHelps
Microsoft @Microsoft
14.0M Followers 2K Following We're on a mission to empower every person and every organization on the planet to achieve more. Support: @MicrosoftHelps
Microsoft Azure @Azure
1.1M Followers 20 Following Limitless innovation. ☁️ Follow along for the latest news and resources from the official #MicrosoftAzure team. For help, contact @AzureSupport.
Planet Ubuntu @planetubuntu
47K Followers 0 Following Planet Ubuntu is a window into the world, work and lives of Ubuntu developers and contributors.
Ubuntu Developers @ubuntudev
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Canonical @Canonical
107K Followers 532 Following Secure enterprise open source for the world. We're also the publisher of @Ubuntu, the most popular and reliable Linux OS. #AI #MLOps #Robotics #IoT #Cloud
Ubuntu Geek @ubuntugeek
59K Followers 0 Following Ubuntu Linux Server,desktop Tutorials,Tips,Tricks from Ubuntu Geek
DEV Community @ThePracticalDev
316K Followers 3K Following The Twitter account that launched https://t.co/TJyCu2S5ZF. Built on @forem 🌱 On Bluesky @/https://t.co/TJyCu2S5ZF No DMs — please email us for support!
GitHub @github
2.6M Followers 327 Following The AI-powered developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.
Developer.com @DeveloperCom
1K Followers 129 Following Flagship of The https://t.co/kMckKxuIM4 Network, delivering tutorials and news for professional developers across all major languages and platforms.
Google Cloud Tech @GoogleCloudTech
1.3M Followers 2K Following Follow along for how-tos, demos, product news, and more. For company updates, check out @GoogleCloud. Watch #GoogleCloudNext on demand ⬇️
Command Line Magic @climagic
190K Followers 11K Following Cool Unix/Linux Command Line tricks you can use in $TWITTER_CHAR_LIMIT characters or less. Here mostly to inspire. Also on https://t.co/YYJE9JpVnF
nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft
386K Followers 622 Following Love Linux/Unix, open source, and programming? Into Sysadmin & DevOps? Follow us! Boost your IT career with daily new tools, apps, and humor ⤵️
Ubuntu @ubuntu
690K Followers 1K Following Ubuntu is an open source software operating system that runs from the desktop, to the cloud, to all your internet connected things.
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