Voight-Kampff Test proctor @neural_nit
Noam Chomsky's self-appointed successor. I’m /him. Computational linguist🇱🇷 Brooklyn Joined November 2011-
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Watching people tweet about how everyone is sick and ppl responding “yea Im sick rn” “I JUST got over covid” “I was in the hospital last week” “my coworker was out for 2 weeks” and ppl’s only line of defense is lysol wipes… yall PLEASE PLEASE PUT THE FUVKING MASK BACK ON
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When I accidentaly become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule
Women will date horrible men, putting their own safety and even that of their children at risk…and think it doesn’t reflect extremely poorly on their character 💀
Women will date horrible men, putting their own safety and even that of their children at risk…and think it doesn’t reflect extremely poorly on their character 💀
Only thing annoying about it is yall expecting sympathy
Break up fn or get a divorce 😐 have *an ounce* of integrity
Break up fn or get a divorce 😐 have *an ounce* of integrity
Do you shake your head also at the women making these choices? How are they innocent? Are they being held at gunpoint?
That’s called codependence 😐
Gonna write a romance where two women with zero integrity cheat on the spouses they chose to be with instead of just getting divorces?
Gonna write a romance where two women with zero integrity cheat on the spouses they chose to be with instead of just getting divorces?
Because women are more worried about having a partner, any partner, even one who would kill them, than their health and integrity?
Because women are more worried about having a partner, any partner, even one who would kill them, than their health and integrity?
So then it’s a predominantly female phenomenon on the Covid conscious side to date someone who doesn’t care about masking?
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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anti-ai yt people: what if we treated robots... like they're black
anti-ai yt people: what if we treated robots... like they're black https://t.co/ja7VyoxzH9
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give white people an inch and they take it to the fucking moon bro
give white people an inch and they take it to the fucking moon bro
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We lost David Graeber 5 years ago today. Miss his friendship and incredible thought more than ever.❤️
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And somewhere along the way TV has convinced people that doctors will work around the clock to fix you when you’re broken. Girl. I used to work in an emergency room. It’s nothing but sociopaths making fat jokes and laughing at you & your Medicaid card in there.
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I had fun, hope you did too 💜
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Guess what y’all. My tennis club has moved me from beginner to… ADVANCED BEGINNER!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN PROMOTED!!!
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why did you include a screenshot of an immunocompromised person simply sharing their own experiences.
Miss so sorry this happened to you but please don’t keep banging on here for free. Get a blue check and get that money? (No idea how it works btw 💀)
Miss so sorry this happened to you but please don’t keep banging on here for free. Get a blue check and get that money? (No idea how it works btw 💀)
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