biblically accurate cloud rat @neuralturnstile
if you give a mouse a cookie but with a cigarette and martini Joined July 2020-
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all I know is big t shirt and missing my beautiful sweet handsome funny perfect boyfriend
My man tried to get me to quit my job and travel with him and I told him no I needed to be responsible and now I got called into work 8 days in a row regretting every life decision I’ve ever made crying in a ball behind the counter.
I’ve never been happier
“Ai is replacing us” I’d like to see AI go on a five day bender and fall in love within 24 hrs
If this man breaks my heart you’ll never hear the end of it
I paid all my bills and have $3 dollars left for gas and food for the next two weeks. do I kill myself now or later?
This man’s cooking me dinner while smoking a cigarette, I’m in love
I don’t even chase liquor why tf would I chase you
Look all I’m sayin is If Jesus can come back after three days playing dead so can u , hmu baby imy
When I die take a cigarette from every one of my friends packs and bury me with it please
They tell you about quicksand , they tell about the Bermuda triangle but they don’t tell you about losing your lighter
idk how tf I made it to 27 but here we are
I’m not even catholic I’m just into uncontrollable guilt and yearning recreationally
God is teasing me with the memory of your smell in my dreams.
“That’s my new 13th reason why” “I love whatever’s wrong with you”
I’m gonna slam 6 vodka redbulls and take an adderall and maybe my heart will feel like it did when you held my hand for a second
I miss him but he never gave a fuck bout me and I gotta stand onnat business.
I’m done yearning , give me a gun instead.
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