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its fine 👊 Portland, OR Joined November 2008

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17 hours ago

very funny when you expect a spray facial toner to give you a nice pleasant mist and it just waterguns you in the eye like a 7 year old at the pool

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I think it's extremely clear that the presense of @IsraelPremTech in the Vuelta a España is endangering the riders and they should exit the race! Spain is clearly not able to ensure a safe environment and mass protest is inevitable while they are in the race.

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a week ago

watching sports in the streaming era sucks ass because i have the same five commercials entirely memorized and would give actual money for them to throw in a burger king one or something

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2 weeks ago

in a full blown war on TikTok right now because I said we don’t have to settle three years early for Gavin Newsom and can actually choose a better candidate for 2028. every ten seconds I get a notification that someone is asking “then who is your perfect nominee??” IT IS 2025!!!

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3 weeks ago

As a new father I’ve learned there are certain days you have to watch a movie at 7am. This has never happened to me until now, and now it’s happened twice.

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3 weeks ago

Deeply disturbing that this otherwise cool-looking clip on monitor is made by a brand called Kwumsy. I shouldn’t have to mentally pronounce things like this

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3 weeks ago

i need my spiritual army to bring their hands together over me and stop me from buying a flour mill to grind my own wheat berries. the devil is whispering whooole fibbberrr breaaad with all the mineralllls it’s supposed to haaaaave

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4 weeks ago

the mexican food in Oregon is NOT good but the torta culture is something special. what's going on with those huge motherfuckin tortas. they are like buses

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4 weeks ago

crazy how fertile the internet already was for psychosis before AI. i know more than one person who slid into believing in gangstalkers, twin flames, and of course outright nazi ideology just from seeing text posts and video edits other humans made. we are fucked :)

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4 weeks ago

the point of life may actually just be in-season fruit and vegetables

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4 weeks ago

Gen z is rebranding anxiety as “air hunger” and it’s insane

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a month ago

Okay but they did put concerts online that you could buy tickets to online. Like I get what you're saying but we very much did not have to mail in to see a concert in the year two thousand and thirteen.

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a month ago

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a month ago

after using their bottle washer/steamer for three months I’ve decided the brand Momcozy should also make normal dishwashers. they should make a car

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a month ago

People laugh when you ride a fixed gear but the minute you want a road bike you have to get on one of these contraptions and dial in a .001 millimeter spring in the left front brake clamp or the bike will fall apart at 70mph

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a month ago

it probably felt so good to run a sophisticated doping scheme for your professional cycling team that was being sponsored by the US Postal Service. imagine grabbing that blood bag like alright boys this one is Priority Mail lmaoo

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a month ago

Looking at the images and numbers coming out of Gaza, one thing is obvious - no one could have known this would happen, and no one is responsible for it

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a month ago

several people in my real life have fallen for the bear on a trampoline AI :(

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a month ago

I am really having a hard time not thinking about the horrific starvation ongoing in Gaza right now. I see my beautiful daughter in the image of every gaunt child. How the fuck are we going to change this. How can we stop this right now. It has to stop right now.