Nigel Farage's (Spoof) Diary @nigel_spoof
Give me an army of Andrew Tates and I will rule the world! Daily scheming and minutiae of a sitting MP. Parody. Man of the people. 'O' level metalwork. Joined May 2025-
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Nigel Farage is about to give evidence to the US Congress about threats to free speech in the UK. Ironically, his political party has just banned me – an accredited UK journalist – from attending its party conference this week. So…is Nigel Farage pro-free speech, or not?
The speed at which it's become acceptable to say things like this, with no repercussions, is absolutely astounding.
The speed at which it's become acceptable to say things like this, with no repercussions, is absolutely astounding.
Nigel Farage’s current favourability rating is -29
Nigel Farage’s current favourability rating is -29
Cllr Kieran Mishchuk (19), councillor for #ReformUK in Milton Regis, believes young people fresh out of school lack the knowledge he has of the real world; he left school last year. Fortunately, he secured a good job at Thames Water, with his dad.
Sickening abuse of a man simply enjoying time with his grandkids. The racists are getting bolder. We need to stand up to their hate and build unity. The far-right has no solutions to the problems our communities face - all they have is hateful division.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug…
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The M&S colleague at the centre of the recent anti trans hate storm, has spoken out and given detailed information about what REALLY happened in M&S... And just as you thought... Things were not as you were told!
Here are 10 things that we can blame immigration for: 1. The nhs 2. Artisan bread 3. The woke mind virus 4. Sag aloo 5. Litres, metres grams etc. 6. Subarus 7. ULEZ 8. Garlic 9. Public transport 10. Education I want it stopped. NOW!
Just wanted to let you know what an idiot looks like. Here's Mr Tice the climate change sceptic quoting a fully paid up member of an industry that relies on fossil fuel to sell gas guzzling luxury cars, as evidence to back his ridiculous stance on net zero.
Just wanted to let you know what an idiot looks like. Here's Mr Tice the climate change sceptic quoting a fully paid up member of an industry that relies on fossil fuel to sell gas guzzling luxury cars, as evidence to back his ridiculous stance on net zero.
It's one year on from Farage's Riots. Please don't remind him. He hates being held accountable for anything. #BBCBreakfast #FaragesRiots
I was born in the stockbroker belt in the most superior County of England, and probably in all the world in terms of breeding and good manners. Papa sent me to Dulwich College. I will soon rule Yorkshire, Lancashire etc. because people up north think I am a 'Man of the People'.
Just landed at Heathrow airport. Went into M&S. And there was that bloody Yoda stacking shelves in the tinned beans aisle. I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. "Peas mushy replenishing am I", he said. I of course recorded him and reported it to senior management.
The Reform Party will be "disgracefully trying to undermine the UK's national interest". Well, we did it with Brexit and we'll do it again by scrapping net zero. ft.com/content/5c5b01… via @FT
Doh! Sarah hasn't perfected the art of lying yet. She needs more lessons in snake oil salesmanship at my new School for Scoundrels!
Doh! Sarah hasn't perfected the art of lying yet. She needs more lessons in snake oil salesmanship at my new School for Scoundrels!
“I'm only asking for a piece of bread... that's all," a 17-year-old boy at al-Shifa hospital tells the BBC, as food security body the IPC warns more than 1.5 million Gazans are at risk of severe malnutrition/ starvation. Nearly 500,000 are considered to be facing “catastrophe.”
@BBCNews This is a lie. There were no trans books in children’s library sections. Read our proper analysis. The leader of Kent Council has lied to you, please correct your story @michaelkeohan, @BBCRadioKent and @BBCNews. There were never any transgender-related books in children's…
Ah yes, there's nothing I like better than donning my tweeds, hooraying it with some of my aristocrstic chums, and shooting defenceless birds out of the sky. Hunting is what we men of the people do. Andrew Tate's my best mate Source: Raptor Persecution UK search.app/4PScp
Reform UK are the party of Tax Dodgers. Pass it on.
I don't normally like personal insults, but you can't say fairer than this.
I don't normally like personal insults, but you can't say fairer than this.
Reform UK appear to be attempting a mass data grab from councils — including personal info on foster parents, care home residents & whistleblowers. This isn’t transparency. It’s a breach waiting to happen and the @ICOnews should investigate 👇
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