Noah Yoder @noahyoder2
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If he asked multiple times, and you refused multiple times... Why didn't you try to help save the victims on the island? You must have known something evil was happening there to keep refusing. You act pious that you didn't go. Complacency, Mr. Musk, is nothing to brag about.
If he asked multiple times, and you refused multiple times... Why didn't you try to help save the victims on the island? You must have known something evil was happening there to keep refusing. You act pious that you didn't go. Complacency, Mr. Musk, is nothing to brag about.
ok hear me out, they should play tv shows at movie theaters. then like "every tuesday at 8pm" you go see the next episode of Sopranos or whatever. and then you see the same people there each week and you're all watching the same show
people like this always say this shit bc it sounds cool and tough; here’s the real question: would you suck off 1000 strangers to save a family member?
if your phone isn’t damaged, don’t get the iphone 17. you don’t have to give in to consumerism. if you have to buy one, buy a refurbished one. show mercy to the children of congo.
if your phone isn’t damaged, don’t get the iphone 17. you don’t have to give in to consumerism. if you have to buy one, buy a refurbished one. show mercy to the children of congo.
Are you even a hacker if you can’t release the Epstein files? Where are the hackers
Momma always taught me to never go through a woman's purse. You're getting the whole thing if you ask me for something from there
Momma always taught me to never go through a woman's purse. You're getting the whole thing if you ask me for something from there
ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all
Went to a coffee shop. Barista introduced himself. Nice guy. Smiles easily. Went back. He said hello. Called me by my name. Now I’ve gone seven days in a row because the barista feels like a neighborhood friend, and that’s how low the bar for service is these days.
What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.
"Daddy, seriously! Put this online right now. People will be like What! The! Heck!" -6yo "Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you get a million points?" -still 6yo. "Can you believe there was a donkey in the playground?" -6yo going to bed on the best day of her life.
Idrk why people are mad when there are lots of ads before movies. Sometimes there's a long line for popcorn or you want to talk to your friend while they're doing m&m ads. And never have I had someplace to urgently be after a movie ends
Idrk why people are mad when there are lots of ads before movies. Sometimes there's a long line for popcorn or you want to talk to your friend while they're doing m&m ads. And never have I had someplace to urgently be after a movie ends
I am pretty frikkin worried about the amount of (and the normalization) of gambling in our society right now. Feels big and under discussed.
This exists. It's called Meeting Jesus.
This exists. It's called Meeting Jesus.
Kid more focused on looking cool on screen instead of making eye contact and interacting with the literal superstar athlete that's on his jersey
Kid more focused on looking cool on screen instead of making eye contact and interacting with the literal superstar athlete that's on his jersey
I don’t understand people who keep the window shade down on a plane. We’re 35 thousand feet in the sky. You don’t want to check out the view? We’re above the freaking clouds, for God’s sake. Humans could only dream of a view like this for millennia. And you have the shade down.
In what universe would I delete Madagascar when it has this scene
In what universe would I delete Madagascar when it has this scene https://t.co/jISTgcJI79
Unpopular opinion, you work 8+ hours with these folks, it is not entirely out of the realm of possibility the greatest friend you ever made is someone you met at work

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