Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

Parody account formerly known as Nunya Bizness Southeat of Disorder Joined August 2018

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Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin

2 weeks ago

They would do well to remember that the Nuremberg rally was followed by the Nuremberg trials

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

2 weeks ago

That has to be the worst call in the history of bad calls. @TerpsFootball @BadgerFootball

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

a month ago

Hey MAGA, if you’re upset about Cracker Barrel, wait until you hear about how Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files and he’s refusing to release them.

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PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks

3 months ago

Fixed it.

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics

3 months ago

This made me laugh.

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

3 months ago

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3 months ago

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Hey @AbbottNews, why the fuck to I have to have my FreeStyle Libre 3 give me TEN CONSECUTIVE ALARMS to tell me the sensor has shut down, when in fact I took the fucking sensor off last night because it malfunctioned?

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

4 months ago

In related news, @realDonaldTrump has filed a trademark application for TACO.

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4 months ago

In related news, @realDonaldTrump has filed a trademark application for TACO.

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

4 months ago

Nonetheless, the statement is factually correct. @JustTheFacts_68

Alex Cole @acnewsitics

4 months ago

Nonetheless, the statement is factually correct. @JustTheFacts_68

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

6 months ago

Hey Don- tell me you’d like to move to El Salvador without telling me you’d like to move to El Salvador

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

6 months ago

Hey Don- tell me you’d like to move to El Salvador without telling me you’d like to move to El Salvador

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

6 months ago

Mark my words: if he has a Big Mac induced heart attack, markets go up 20% next day.

Mike Madrid @madrid_mike

6 months ago

Mark my words: if he has a Big Mac induced heart attack, markets go up 20% next day.

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

6 months ago

Imagine being gullible enough to believe this

Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle

6 months ago

Imagine being gullible enough to believe this

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

8 months ago

Worth a retweet.

Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

4 years ago

Worth a retweet.

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

11 months ago

Actually it’s a special flavor: White male MAGA tears

Mike Madrid @madrid_mike

11 months ago

Actually it’s a special flavor: White male MAGA tears

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

11 months ago

False. @BarackObama dresses like you. 😅

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

11 months ago

Dozens of people rushing through an 8ft wide entrance. I’m sure MAGA will call it 200,000 people

Dean_Moses @Dean_Moses

11 months ago

Dozens of people rushing through an 8ft wide entrance. I’m sure MAGA will call it 200,000 people

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

12 months ago

Trump chooses to provide emergency aid based on loyalty to him. We all know how he will decide who gets immunity and who doesn’t.

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

a year ago

#DorkMAGA

John Paul @IAm_JohnPaulAF

a year ago

#DorkMAGA

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The Kiffness @TheKiffness

a year ago

@JaredEMoskowitz Challenge accepted

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Elon Musk @noiamnotabot

a year ago

Undecided voters: Ya know, if you give us specific details of your negotiation plan - or heck just go ahead and do it now since you talk to both if them - we would likely vote for you. Trump: No you big meanie! I’m not going to tell you anything until AFTER you help me win.