benoc @notamateurhour
Site Reliability Engineering. I make the internet. Maybe I *am* the internet? #CambMA #billsmafia #redsox @cargurus @tripadvisor @lindenlab @harmonix @mit intotheweeds.org Massachusetts, USA Joined June 2009-
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I hadn’t thought about this consequence of making MLB ticketing digital-only. How the hell are you supposed to bring a group of kids to a ballgame?
I hadn’t thought about this consequence of making MLB ticketing digital-only. How the hell are you supposed to bring a group of kids to a ballgame?
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i do have a resting IQ of about 80, however , im known to "Activate" iqs of ≥200, by doing my special Focus Stance, or by Abusing Poppers .
22 years ago today. @alleniverson
If these numbers were the opposite, if homicides were up 19% so far this year it would be the number one, or at least top three domestic story.
If these numbers were the opposite, if homicides were up 19% so far this year it would be the number one, or at least top three domestic story.
Writing about him like he’s a CPU
Writing about him like he’s a CPU
Love this. Every bit of it.
just realized bill maher dresses exactly like liz lemon's dad when he's trying to cheat on his wife
You can't say this kind of thing in a sitcom now though of course, because of Woke
You can't say this kind of thing in a sitcom now though of course, because of Woke
trying to follow the drake kendrick beef
This is absolutely disgraceful
This is absolutely disgraceful
Inject it direct in my veins
Lmao I’d send my diploma back if they had this asshat chucklefuck at my commencement.
Lmao I’d send my diploma back if they had this asshat chucklefuck at my commencement.
comrade macklemore being on the right side of history ever since he celebrated sustainable shopping in 2012 is basically the funniest thing that could have happened.
comrade macklemore being on the right side of history ever since he celebrated sustainable shopping in 2012 is basically the funniest thing that could have happened.
My man thriving, in his lane, living his best life.
My man thriving, in his lane, living his best life.
The bin Laden airplane scene was worse.
These are pretty cool. — Lopez in Schiaparelli — Wintour in Loewe (inspired by a 19th-century House of Worth tulip cape) — Bad Bunny in Margiela. Neat silhouette. Cool basting threads — Willy Chavarria in his line. Always an interesting take on Chicano silhouettes.
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@whaddyasayray @notamateurhour @Very__Regular A street in my city actually has the sign, pretty interesting
@notamateurhour I made 170 index cards with seat info and scanned them all in one at a time, trying to keep people not with the group from going past, while a guy in a “supervisor” shirt laughed and said I should have gotten them all the app. Never had a vendor treat me like this in 10 years.
I realize it’s basically mlb policy these days, but nearly every vendor I work with has SOMETHING in place for group sales and handling large groups that doesn’t involve assuming 150 middle schoolers will have your app (and a charged device on which to run it).
died of starvation
Just Posted: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says there is a dead worm in his brain. “The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans ‘was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,’ Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.” nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/…
Also, for anyone curious, the Texas Harley dealership listed in this ad is now a strip mall, featuring businesses such as Lone Star Forklift, Lone Star Banners & Flags, HDS Paintless Dent Repair, and the headquarters for DFW Pro Wrestling
i do have a resting IQ of about 80, however , im known to "Activate" iqs of ≥200, by doing my special Focus Stance, or by Abusing Poppers .
@SwiftOnSecurity @CasualArtyFan super late addition: it is (was ~20 years ago) typical that whenever someone in the military fucks up within a 1000 miles of you a warning not to fuck up in a similar way becomes part of the weekly "don't fuck up this weekend" brief you get from your commander for _months_
The vulgarity of it kind of makes sense to an American of material means, the target market I guess. Notably, Japanese people seem to utterly <i>hate</i> it though wow. Oh well. I’m talking about it you won.
there should be a sports team whose mascot is an unimaginable specter of pure fear
you'd never get an american conservative to admit this. the new zealand right needs to airdrop in a division of facebook dads to teach them how to shoot up beer cans when the brands start getting too fruity
@notamateurhour my worst opinion is probably how badly i want this to happen, people behind me with like absolutely no view of the road always get so angry if i’m not like immediately jutting out into traffic. why would i risk getting hit ! or hitting someone !
Jack Dorsey seems like a complicated dude who's obviously brilliant in some dimensions and less so in others. Who am I to judge etc. But the one strong negative intuition I have about him: he doesn't seem like a ride-or-die type of guy. Wouldn't be in my top ten trench warfare…
Jack Dorsey quits Bluesky board and urges users to stay on Elon Musk’s X theguardian.com/technology/art…
@ynwntl Interesting. I was taught the “if it can’t be stapled to to the four sides of this folder, it won’t save you” school, but this would make sense if I ever saw it I guess. I’ve seen the boxes, but maybe the parties I’ve seen have never needed them yet
@labour_noutes Fuck I hope that doesn’t ever happen when I’m in court because I think it would catch me slipping and I would laugh out loud
@murderxbryan cheers to the person who put Xtra ice to fuck with this guy
we made it
@brigham_hung you're getting cool ads under your posts now
@thechosenberg i've seen this before, haunted penis. penis is possessed. the original owner's soul is still in the penis veeeeery common problem
every screaming checkmark in the replies should have their license revoked
PSA: Because this has become far too common, this (red arrow) is where cars are supposed to stop at intersections. The white blocked lines are a crosswalk. When that space is blocked by a car, it endangers pedestrians by forcing them to cross in less safe spots.
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