éimer 🦈 @noteimerj

i’m not completely useless i can be used as a bad example / she/her Eastleigh Joined January 2015

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greg @greg16676935420

2 months ago

Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline

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alfie @alfienxo

2 months ago

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough

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america's sin-free lounge singer @KrangTNelson

3 months ago

had to unfollow a dog I like on instagram bc his owner started posting stuff abt her life that had nothing to do with the dog. stay in your lane dickhead

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY

4 months ago

Work should be 35 mins max

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Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo @doulbedoink

4 months ago

I love telling people they’re in for a treat. Name one better thing to be in for

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY

5 months ago

Sorry I’m only attracted to men with a history of gay allegations

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this place is death @mouthfulofnails

5 months ago

perhaps the best pitchfork quote of all time right here, bravo

Eli @eli_enis

5 months ago

perhaps the best pitchfork quote of all time right here, bravo https://t.co/lEmzKg4ttg

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Im Just Looking For My Watch 🦬 @MyWatchIsLost

5 months ago

I think I'd be willing to buy skyrim at least 2 more times.

Mischief @MischiefsYT

5 months ago

I think I'd be willing to buy skyrim at least 2 more times.

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éimer 🦈 @noteimerj

6 months ago

never thought living in bedford would become such a flex

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Woman President @gongzero00

6 months ago

why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me

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Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto

6 months ago

this is how summer is going to feel

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jeff Hardy @tuckfwelvey

7 months ago

I hate when your vape gets low and it tastes like you just smoked an email

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A Shot @ashotmagazine

7 months ago

Dylan in ‘#SEVERANCE’ Season 1 & 2 finales.

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Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid

7 months ago

Checked my credit card balance

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frankie @frankieats

7 months ago

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

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alté babe @Kat_Upendi

7 months ago

From pure delusion and oblivion. Everything will work out because I said so

Guss the Czar. @Wenguss

7 months ago

From pure delusion and oblivion. Everything will work out because I said so

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hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. you gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going.