𝚓 @notjunieb

Joined March 2009

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𝚓 @notjunieb

22 hours ago

I didn’t know we could pick when to be parents. That’s fucking craaaazy

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22 hours ago

I didn’t know moms could be deadbeats until I met my man’s bm, it’s her year for holidays and she just bailed on her kid for thanksgiving which is in a fucking week, like she didn’t know before hand

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5 days ago

Watching Ally McBeal for the first time, and why is there a gospel singing “don’t want no short people round here” for an uncles funeral 😭😭😭

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5 days ago

I was gonna DoorDash breakfast but then I was like nah that’s a waste of money, and booked a tattoo instead ☺️☺️

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5 days ago

Jokes on me cause all the cards on my uber account are expired and I don’t have my current one on me 😭😭😭

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5 days ago

Jokes on me cause all the cards on my uber account are expired and I don’t have my current one on me 😭😭😭

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5 days ago

My oldest has a house key and he locked the door and went to school while I was walking the dog. Now I’m locked out. No keys, gotta uber to the damn school 😭😭😭

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6 days ago

My thyroid levels being detectable after I have my thyroid removed truly shows how down bad I was for years with that lil bitch inside

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6 days ago

As much as I love Costco., I hate when I fall in love with a product that only Costco carries nearby and then they snatch it away from you and never stock it again

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6 days ago

My calendar cleared my endocrinologist appointment today at a new location so I have no clue where to go 🙃🙃🙃

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7 days ago

Very much needed today 💕

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7 days ago

Accidentally cracked my bank card and after ordering a new one to be mailed, I learned of the Canada post strike 🙃

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a week ago

My babysitter turns 21 today, she’s a lil baby 🥹

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2 weeks ago

Started a new book and there was a spelling mistake within the first two pages ☹️

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2 weeks ago

I’m still missing a professor for a class I was supposed to have a test in today. No updates or anything?? Do I get like half my money back for this shit show of a semester or….

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Men are not attractive anymore and im not even talking about looks. they are so disrespectful, want princess treatment, can't communicate, can't connect emotionally, immature and more.. is a complete turn off.