winston @notp3nguino

20 | professional silly goose | competitive homo page 2489 Joined March 2023

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winston @notp3nguino

a day ago

terrible parking

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winston @notp3nguino

4 weeks ago

Vmware keeps crashing and idk why

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i have a line in my Grindr profile that’s something like “i bake a lot. please take some bc my freezer can’t take any more” and some guy just messaged me: “Do you bake banana bread?” “i have! it’s been a while” “Bake me some bro” …and now i’m baking him banana bread tomorrow.

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⛧ @7700saint

a month ago

Please do not let the internet lie to you this movie is fucking incredible bro

⛧ @7700saint

a month ago

Please do not let the internet lie to you this movie is fucking incredible bro

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winston @notp3nguino

2 months ago

Just saw this, absolute cinema

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winston @notp3nguino

2 months ago

YESSSSSS

Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase

2 months ago

YESSSSSS

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winston @notp3nguino

2 months ago

I love being short

Dolly Sharton @GayPoupon

2 months ago

I love being short

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Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear

2 months ago

I remember my first time at my bf’s place. He saw me staring at his gun on the counter and he said “Oh, I’m sorry! I can put it away if you’re uncomfortable.” I said “No, I like it! Wanna see mine?” and whipped it out of my purse.🤣 He looked at me like

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KIGOR @Bbbambino3D

2 months ago

Would be very funny if there’s a fuck ton of livable planets and aliens but we are in a cosmic shithole

All day Astronomy @forallcurious

2 months ago

Would be very funny if there’s a fuck ton of livable planets and aliens but we are in a cosmic shithole

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winston @notp3nguino

2 months ago

You are weak and will not survive the coming winter.

Limu @CitrusLimu

2 months ago

You are weak and will not survive the coming winter.

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the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing

2 months ago

firing up the “never leaving this site” sign once again

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ScreenTime @screentime

2 months ago

‘CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS’ producer Bartosz Sztybor says he wanted to “make the whole world sad” with Season 1: "I'm from Poland. People in Poland are sad. They are born sad, they die sad, so I just wanted to make the whole world sad… when people are sad, I'm a bit happy."

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Jez @JezCorden

2 months ago

Under CEO Satya Nadella and CFO Amy Hood, Microsoft is working hard to enshittify Xbox, Surface, and even Windows itself — all in the name of greed. windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/mi… ⬇️

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winston @notp3nguino

2 months ago

We should tar and feather this guy

The Verge @verge

2 months ago

We should tar and feather this guy

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winston @notp3nguino

2 months ago

There's always a price for victory

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wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse

2 months ago

This is what eating apples in public is for

両刀使い (Ryou) ☭ @gloopbastard

2 months ago

This is what eating apples in public is for

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DunkinGay Capital @dunkin_nyc

2 months ago

Texts with my bf

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Jenny @ayojenniii

2 months ago

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

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Dexerto @Dexerto

2 months ago

'Sunflower' by Post Malone & Swae Lee is now the most streamed song ever in the US with 3.96 billion plays It dethrones Lil Nas X’s 'Old Town Road'

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DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

2 months ago

‘WALL-E’ is the best PIXAR movie of the 21st Century, according to over 500 actors, directors & other names in Hollywood. (Source: nytimes.com/interactive/20…)