palisette @oadsifjoadis

trustworthy information as regards fishes is extremely scarce saint francisco Joined March 2021

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

3 weeks ago

theyll never be able to stop me

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Lee B. Cyrano @leebriskcyrano

4 months ago

i have the soul of a downwardly mobile aristocrat forced into labor

Ryan Moulton @moultano

4 months ago

i have the soul of a downwardly mobile aristocrat forced into labor

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my body is trained fill my bladder at exactly the rate at which my laptop drains of battery so that i can leave the coffee shop only when my resources have been fully depleted in unison. they're calling me "supranaturally gifted"

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Harvey Michael Pratt @npceo_

5 months ago

politically savvy sf guy who refers to his gf as his twink at mixers

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chantako @drawmechantako

5 months ago

🌱POKOPOKO!!!🐛

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Meg @megannn_lynne

10 months ago

it’s all about mindset 💪🏻

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

10 months ago

when ur copying an equation out from 6th stack overflow post and then copilot starts agreeing with what ur gonna write for the rest of the equation it’s like uve consulted the tea leaves and the omens favor ur victory in battle

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

11 months ago

dreamt last night that a specific gray shirt of mine used to be purple, and that I’d stolen it from my brother at his apartment in new york and the color had just slowly faded out of it once i took it

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kyu @kyu_anon

11 months ago

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

12 months ago

is there any research on the mental effects of tiny languages? bc ive been talking to my roommate in our 40 word conlang a bit too much and now my internal monologue is just repeating phrases from it over and over cuz the vocab is too small and im a bit worried

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

12 months ago

getting that feeling i might have ingested more roach poison than i was supposed to

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jessi 😒 @jejesjesijessi

12 months ago

Yeah me and her go way back. We bonded over our shared sense of sullen superiority. Yeah, back in community college. Man, we used to spend hours just, you know, being above it all, just totally over it & smug

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

a year ago

ffs consult in 1 week they hate to see a nepo baby winning

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palisette @oadsifjoadis

a year ago

why is it that whenever i do literally anything with a chance odds improving my career prospects that involves talking to someone, i get like immediate and overwhelming mental agony. like even just thinking about it

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~✨snake oil dropshipper✨~ @most_lamentable

a year ago

sorry kitten,, daddy can't engage with your erotic microfiction. your prose is stilted and you frequently misspell short, common words. it's like you have no respect for your own craft