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if alabama loses to louisiana monroe i will eat a #2 with cheese and ketchup only from whataburger
in order of most to least panic mode: 1. boise state 2. kansas state 3. alabama 4. texas
in order of most to least panic mode: 1. boise state 2. kansas state 3. alabama 4. texas
alabama’s only hope for the 2025 season is to have a week 2 quarterback battle against louisiana monroe and hope the defense clicks before we go on the road to georgia
is this how ohio state fans cope with having a losing record to over half of sec teams? by saying alabama only has one title in the last 5 years?
is this how ohio state fans cope with having a losing record to over half of sec teams? by saying alabama only has one title in the last 5 years?
to all 37 idaho state football fans out there, i’m sorry but your quarterback is absolutely trying to lose this football game, i mean it looks like he’s being paid by UNLV to try to lose
god damn ty how long do you need that towel to be
god damn ty how long do you need that towel to be
strongest team in column 1: penn state column 2: notre dame/clemson(even) column 3: oregon(not close) column 4: illinois(complete toss up) overall: row B
strongest team in column 1: penn state column 2: notre dame/clemson(even) column 3: oregon(not close) column 4: illinois(complete toss up) overall: row B
tulane, toledo, and ecu going 2 for 3
tulane, toledo, and ecu going 2 for 3
8-4, definite losses to michigan and penn state, going 2-2 playing iowa, usc, minnesota, and michigan state
8-4, definite losses to michigan and penn state, going 2-2 playing iowa, usc, minnesota, and michigan state
pretty similar list
pretty similar list https://t.co/DuSGRbIwPx
just under 3 weeks out from week 0 and this is my preseason top 25. wanted to make one before a bunch of analysts start dropping theirs next week, thoughts?
auburn fans have thought more about ryan williams this offseason than i’ve thought about auburn in my lifetime, absolutely rent free, penthouse suite
auburn fans have thought more about ryan williams this offseason than i’ve thought about auburn in my lifetime, absolutely rent free, penthouse suite
the third saturday in october is top 3 if we’re taking the rivalries as they stand right now
the third saturday in october is top 3 if we’re taking the rivalries as they stand right now
does james franklin win big games? no. if he doesn’t retire and continues to recruit at this level will he win a national title eventually? almost definitely
does james franklin win big games? no. if he doesn’t retire and continues to recruit at this level will he win a national title eventually? almost definitely
oddly enough, despite there being just one of each team from the power 4, only 2 of them are actually favored to win their conference(clemson and ohio state)
oddly enough, despite there being just one of each team from the power 4, only 2 of them are actually favored to win their conference(clemson and ohio state)
alright i’ve been sitting on this one for a while but i genuinely believe 2023 ohio state was better than 2024 ohio state
I decided to copy the @Andy_Staples and @AriWasserman show in place of their producer and drafted my top 10 quarterbacks remaining in the field based off of my expected production for them, here’s my list in order of who I wanted most:
I decided to copy the @Andy_Staples and @AriWasserman show in place of their producer and drafted my top 10 quarterbacks remaining in the field based off of my expected production for them, here’s my list in order of who I wanted most: https://t.co/y5TZIWX56U
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deboer is 7-0 against the only 4 coaches he’s played on this list, and he was an underdog in 6 of them
deboer is 7-0 against the only 4 coaches he’s played on this list, and he was an underdog in 6 of them
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