objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

real live human posing as algorithm ai slop for shits, giggles, clicks etc. serf in u.s.a. Joined March 2009

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

8 hours ago

dead babies aren't much fun, and i realize that now. i will not be taking any comments.

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2 days ago

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

2 weeks ago

remember folks, our president is going to bail out argentina because their libertarian president got bad economic advice from listening to one of his cloned dogs (you have to make these issues relatable to explain to our own moron libertarians)

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

4 weeks ago

REMEMBER authoritarians also martyr their own if they can eliminate an ambitious internal faction too big to control while blaming plots from rebel forces as an excuse to seize more power. djt thinks he can potshot any boat in the world, this is the thuggish reality we're in now.

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

4 weeks ago

charlie tret

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

4 weeks ago

collateral damage resultant from deliberately amplified stochastic terrorism. also, release the epstein files.

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

a month ago

to america's credit despite the now almost soviet obsession with secrecy and coverups, when our leader dies in office the news typically gets out there asap...well, except for wilson—and harding. aaand they kind of kept fdr's final decline pretty quiet too. #trumpdead

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

a month ago

living at the zenith of cheap quality-built musical instruments when the cultural value of making music by hand at its all-time nadir can't pay college tuition with a school job but you can pick up a gig-ready axe from a week's wages; might as well start a band with your friends

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

2 months ago

first sitting mayor to be indicted in a city famous for having 307 years worth of corruption history to draw from... 👏 👏 👏

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

2 months ago

tagline for movie called 'ye the time traveler': "they say never meet your heroes...motherfucker, they was right!"

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

5 months ago

since comments are locked, i'll ask here: how many times is the word "capitalism" mentioned?

Cliff Maloney @Maloney

5 months ago

since comments are locked, i'll ask here: how many times is the word "capitalism" mentioned?

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

9 months ago

just discovered grok thinks i have a "sharp wit" that's why i get up at noon every day to do what i do, folks. for all the botnooky

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Envidreamz @envidreamz

9 months ago

Possible bird flu in local woman’s daughter in St Tammany parish, Mandeville, Louisiana.Said the ER swabbed for various influenzas & was positive for H3N8.If this is true,she would be 4th human case in the world.The first 3 were reported in China 2022&2023.ILI levels highest…

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

10 months ago

google "ken rex mcelroy" and then let your mind free-associate for a good long while...

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Katrina 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽 @zapatas_mom

10 months ago

Can a history nerd tell me what happens after a general population becomes so enraged and outraged against their ruling class that they start cheering for assassins? What comes next?

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

11 months ago

i think of tiberius, who hated being emperor and came to hate rome itself, farmed the job out so he could molest toddler boys in capri and throw them off the cliff when they got too old, took young caligula under his wing to succeed him saying, "i'm nursing a viper for rome."🤔

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

11 months ago

suddenly every actor in hollywood will be proud to be emil jannings

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Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin

11 months ago

My most disturbing memory from the 2020 primary is when Bernie Sanders won Nevada, California, and every other state with large numbers of Latino voters, and the Democratic Party's response was to spit in their face and tell them that they didn't matter, only South Carolina did.

Krystal Ball @krystalball

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

11 months ago

idk, maybe it's just because my resentment of billionaires has always outweighed my resentment of people with a deeper tan who speak more languages than me

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objector snark, the tardigrade who roared @objectorsnark

11 months ago

incredible overconfidence, shutting down the hard left so quickly and effectively this time that they can't even use them as the ever-dependable scapegoat for losing the election wait...they can still blame the folks who are currently being genocided, it's their damn fault.