cory @oftenwords

married, work for a bank, take lots of pictures. everything i say is my own opinion Brooklyn center, mn Joined May 2008

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cory @oftenwords

5 years ago

Three cheers to @tacobell for the basic innovations made to make their drive thru completely contactless. Keeping their customers and employees safer.

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cory @oftenwords

6 years ago

Just had a aaa battery go bad while in the package... what’s up with that @Duracell

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cory @oftenwords

6 years ago

Do you have any plans of doing either a peated malt or a peated cask finish whisky? #twmLivestream @jamesonwhiskey

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cory @oftenwords

6 years ago

Do you have any plans of doing either a peated malt or a peated cask finish whisky? #twm @jamesonwhiskey

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cory @oftenwords

7 years ago

Still trying to figure out how @HiltonHonors @DoubleTree charged us $25 for breakfast the same day they email us saying they have free breakfast at our hotel... 🤔

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cory @oftenwords

7 years ago

Eleven years and we still can’t change the length of snooze. Maybe this year? #wwdc #iOS12

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call me by your tennis potential @urpastaboi

7 years ago

Movie theater: Please silence your phones. Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

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cory @oftenwords

7 years ago

Metalcore throwback Thursday on the iPod today: poison the well, misery signals, nodes of ranvier, evergreen terrace, the bled, haste the day

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cory @oftenwords

7 years ago

Happy Cinco de Cuatro everyone!

Arrested Development @arresteddev

7 years ago

Happy Cinco de Cuatro everyone!

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Mr. Pete @petebasgen

7 years ago

"All our teams made the post-season this year!" - Minnesota "Oh jeez, maybe next year..." - Also Minnesota

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cory @oftenwords

7 years ago

So twins, vikings, wild, and wolves have now all made playoffs. This blizzard is coming to restore Minnesota’s karmic order.

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cory @oftenwords

7 years ago

Take that Denver! #timberwolves #fairweathering #didntevenknowtonightmattered #playoffsnowiguess

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cory @oftenwords

8 years ago

Winter coat, 2 sweatshirts, long underwear, woool socks, gloves, fur hat and boots. Typical baseball apparel, right? #mlb #gotwins #twinswin #itshappening #brrrrr