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you can show your mom these posts but she won’t like all of them Joined March 2023-
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Unarmed hiker successfully fends off bear attack by having the high ground
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Boeing Sixers fans 🤝 wanting to murder the whistleblower
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Hell yeah just sold all 30 boxes of my little brothers Pokémon cards he left at my house on FB marketplace for $50. Didn’t think I’d even get that.
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OH MY GOD ITS A DOORBELL FOR FISH
OH MY GOD ITS A DOORBELL FOR FISH
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Took a pic of my dad shopping
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LinkedIn is a disease
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You gotta be a real piece of shit to do this. I pick up trash anytime I see it floating in the ICW or when we stop on a barrier island. You should get your boat registration taken away for a year minimum on top of a fine.
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Makeshift light switch
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catastrophic failure to take a shit
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NEXT SEASON ON CORN COB TV TUNE INTO GRAVE GOOFS RIGHT AFTER COFFIN FLOP
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there's no such thing as AI art theft because AI art is intrinsically based and built on theft of art and can't be extricated from that
@ohshidt Me at :15 when Distracted Boyfriend’s girlfriend shows up
Gay judge sentenced me to death for refusing to twerk
Justin Bieber and Joe Biden have the same initials….. coincidence????
When I’m not working and basically the dude lol
“Hung jury”? Ha. That’s where you’re wrong. The only thing “hung” in this court room is my lawyer’s massive penis. Yup, that’s right, he let me see it during lunch. You’re just jealous, your honor.
@ohshidt My mom said she could do better and she built different.
Okay I feel like I’m going crazy because I think this is literally true the more I listen to the song like the way she says the word baby fits the cadence of my tweet
Do you think she saw this
Locking tf in
yeah guys, there’s motorcycles
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