oldluke @oldluke1234

Thinking about that one episode of Drake & Josh where they sell that guy the orangutan and the plot twist is that he plans on COOKING AND EATING IT what the actual hell was that

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

Accidentally signing an important professional email “beast” instead of “best”

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

Did BBC News buy wordle today?

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

9’8” people punching the air rn

Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz

4 years ago

9’8” people punching the air rn

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

The cold dark hollowness that falls over you after you complete the wordle and realize you’ve got many hours of weary travel until the next one

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

4 years ago

Can’t believe “I pity the fool” is Mr. T and not Shakespeare.

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

If you hear “just leave the tags on and return it tomorrow” in any show or movie u immediately know what’s about to happen next

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4 years ago

Succession motif

Vulture @vulture

4 years ago

Succession motif

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

Growing up is not being afraid to use a tape measurer

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

Whoever invented the words thunder and lightning we’re spot on, they’re thunder and lightning for sure

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oldluke @oldluke1234

4 years ago

elon musk hosting saturday night live is like... ELON MUSK hosting SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE #SNL

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oldluke @oldluke1234

5 years ago

Is it some kind of rule or something that in order for a tweet to go viral there has to be at least one typo in it

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oldluke @oldluke1234

5 years ago

My great grandpa teaching first aid to the rest of his infantry during WWII god rest his soul

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5 years ago

Having the em dash this easily accessible would be dangerous I’d be using it every other word

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oldluke @oldluke1234

5 years ago

Ya know at first I was on the fence about her but then she really won me over with this

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5 years ago

The period of time directly following when someone first knocks on your door is the most stressful thing. Are they knocking again? Are they just gonna go away? Am I about to be murdered?