Rachel E Allen @omnipotent75
Mom of @Jellotrix99, part-time student, full-time worker, and too busy to be too lazy! Virginia Joined July 2011-
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I'm trying to ban the word Zombie as it is suddenly offensive. From now on use the term "Lifely Challenged people"
This May Be the Funniest, Most Depressing Jell-O Ad of All Time: Well this escalated quickly. In Crispin Port... bit.ly/14bqUo0
Remember when you watched 24 and you were like, “how can all that shit happen in one day?”
This. Now. m.facebook.com/pattonoswalt/p…
Well said, Salman Rushdie.
Stephen Fry on wilful ignorance:
Anger, hatred and jealousy never solve problems, only affection, concern and respect can do that.
Photo: THIS. tmblr.co/ZheGVyhsUocl
Wise words from Bertrand Russell:
So sad to hear about Richard Griffiths passing. I'll have to break out my copy of Withnail (and perhaps all the HPs) in his honor.
Following someone and complaining about what they tweet about, is like a peeping Tom calling up to tell you he prefers your other nightie.
Kevin Spacey is so good at being bad in "House of Cards" #bingestreaming @instant_netflix
So, at 2 a.m. time goes FORWARD? 'Cuz a hooded Bruce Willis just materialized in my living room with gold bars strapped to him.
I sometimes take life for granted! So grateful to be alive and have amazing friends and an unbelievable family! I love them so much!
@GSpellchecker @MKeras Retards? Foolish Utterances Constrict Kindness, You're Obviously Unsettled by Competent Unflappable Nascent Thinkers.
For every tweet using hashtag #1every5, @AvivaUK will donate £1 to @RailwayChildren charity. So just RT the shit out of this please Twonks.
St Valentine was the patron saint of gifts that you can buy from petrol stations, by the way.
Honestly @M_Hedberg was the originator of what is essentially Twitter styled comedy before it ever existed. Ahead of his time. Genius.
Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! #Women's Wisdom
Judith Lynn @az_lass
87 Followers 874 Following MAGA ! Widowed mother of 3 awesome sons & 1daughter !
Taya @TayaMarieTV
27 Followers 11 Following Only made this to keep up with my racist, sexist, and homophobic peers, ciao 🌸
Douglas Miller @Douglas4101536
199 Followers 737 Following Prince William County Public Schools, Supervisor of Transportation Planning
F. Charles Stange @fcharlesstange
55 Followers 259 Following Dr. Charles Stange and staff are dedicated to making every visit to our office a great experience. Expert dental care in a comfortable, relaxed setting.
Robert Warren @GreatLimaDay
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Puss Puss & Dottie ..... @PussPussTopCat
18K Followers 646 Following We are Puss Puss & Dottie a Sassy Tibetan Spaniel. Titch OTRB 08.10.23 & Rupe who was a legend went OTRB 5.12.20 😍🧡Kindness matters #bekind
Taya @TayaMarieTV
27 Followers 11 Following Only made this to keep up with my racist, sexist, and homophobic peers, ciao 🌸
New York Times Best S... @thatonequeen
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James Breakwell, Expl... @XplodingUnicorn
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The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC
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Adrian Briggs @adrianbriggs
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nancy poling @nancypoling
954 Followers 2K Following Liberal old lady, writes women's fiction, blogs about politics & religion. Most recent book: BEFORE IT WAS LEGAL: A BLACK-WHITE MARRIAGE (1945-1987)
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Robert Warren @GreatLimaDay
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Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter
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Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey
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Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.2M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
12.8M Followers 511 Following Go check out my new album "Lush Life: The Lost Sinatra Arrangements" out now!
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
14.7M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Gene Hong @MrGeneHong
14K Followers 375 Following Writer/Producer (Beef, Magnum P.I., Bones, Community)
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
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RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace
1.2M Followers 3K Following Welcome to the official account of @RuPaul's #DragRace! 🌈 Season 17 & #AllStars10 are NOW STREAMING on #ParamountPlus! 🌟
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36K Followers 7K Following Up the Middle #Golf. Follow us for the latest updates, product releases, course reviews and pro tips from the fairway. #golf https://t.co/nVym9qClOA
Thom Yorke @thomyorke
1.0M Followers 408 Following
Radiohead @radiohead
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Justin @shitmydadsays
2.0M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
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