Atul Khatri @one_by_two
A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings [email protected] atulkhatri.com Mumbai Joined April 2009-
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One speech without the use of these words : Nehru Rahul Gandhi Congress Shehzaada Pakistan Muslim And I will vote for him. Only one speech 😁
Miniature room behind a socket
Shameless @BJP4Karnataka … MARK my WORDs .. inclusive n peace loving Karnataka and our Country.. will teach you a befitting Lesson.. for your disgusting.. Hate spreading.. Communal Politics .. #SaveDemocracySaveIndia from these bigots #justasking
Shameless @BJP4Karnataka … MARK my WORDs .. inclusive n peace loving Karnataka and our Country.. will teach you a befitting Lesson.. for your disgusting.. Hate spreading.. Communal Politics .. #SaveDemocracySaveIndia from these bigots #justasking
Badi raunaq thee iss ghar mein yeh ghar aisa nahin tha Gilay shikway bhi rehte thay magar aisa nahin tha .
The difference between Delhi and Mumbai is that in Mumbai they actually make and sell good vada pav while in Delhi they make and sell good stories about the vada pav
I thought it somewhat fitting to post this clip from my throwback 'Rendezvous with Imran Khan', where he talks about India's democracy.. and Pandit Nehru.. #ImranKhan
Average autowala bhaiya from Delhi who eats 100 Galgotia graduates for breakfast.
देश की बेटियाँ हार गई, बृजभूषण जीत गया। हम सबने अपना करियर दांव पे लगाया, कई दिन धूप बारिश में सड़क पर सोये। आज तक बृजभूषण को गिरफ़्तार नहीं किया गया। हम कुछ नहीं माँग रहे थे, सिर्फ़ इंसाफ़ की माँग थी। गिरफ़्तारी छोड़ो, आज उसके बेटे को टिकट देके आपने देश की करोड़ों बेटियों का…
@one_by_two Orginal Shiv sena is created by balasaheb.. Shinde sena is created by BJP only
@one_by_two Definitely yes! The leadership accountability of @OfficeofUT @ShivSenaUBT_ during COVID needs to be rewarded.
In Lonavala we always buy chikki from the "original" Maganlal & Sons. In Agra we buy petha from the "original" Panchi Petha. So in Mumbai it's best to vote for the "original" Shiv Sena - the UBT Shiv Sena. What say?
These students reached Congress headquarters to protest against them but then they met @JournoAshutosh. The rest is for you to see. 😂🙏🏻
Performing in Andheri West next month so people in Juhu, Versova, Lokhandwala, 4 Bungalows, 7 Bungalows, 10 Bungalows, 13 Bungalows and so on please come ❤️ All tickets on atulkhatri.com/schedule.php
Desh ki waat laga di. Jumlas are now rebranded as Guarantee. We won’t fall for this again. Vote wisely. Vote for our democracy and our constitution.
As per BJP speeches, looks like the Congress was created by Satan himself 😁
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@one_by_two Totally agree— a simpler way out would be like in the UAE. Any Indian Passport holder with an American Visa is granted visa on arrival, in UAE.
@one_by_two so nice to see you here at the show. My husband is your biggest fan and was so happy to see you.
This is an important story, which needs to be widely read, discussed, and acted upon: himalmag.com/politics/relia…
@amit_sethi @one_by_two You were terrific tonight as well! Thoroughly enjoyed the show
Great to meet Atul Khatri @one_by_two and see him perform tonight.
@one_by_two Thank you sir!!! Appreciate you as always ♥️♥️♥️
“Is the Citizenship Amendment Act anti-Muslim and pro-Hindu?” Throwback to 2020 when lawyer and writer Abhinav Chandrachud tore apart India's changes in the CAA.
@one_by_two Khatri sahab kabhi dawaat pr aaiye to aapki mehman nawazi ki jae♥️♥️♥️
@one_by_two That's Zodiacist! 😡 You can't paint all Geminis with the same brush.
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We’re thrilled to host none other than, comedian @one_by_two , at the launch of our #Hyperscale campus in Noida. A computer engineer turned comedian, he's been a part of 1000+ successful shows. Looking forward to his performance. #NTTGlobalDataCenters #NTTinNoida #NTTIndia
Happy Birthday to the sexy old man of StandUp Comedy @one_by_two
Many many happy returns of the day dear @one_by_two
Alright fine, here are my 29 slides explaining Tenet
A girl I was going out with asked me to make a powerpoint explaining Tenet, I did. I've used it on 3 other dates since then whenever Tenet confusion comes up.
@one_by_two Ok I stand corrected "Mann Ki Baat"...thanks 🙏