tone @onlinedogshit

this and some hornets Joined October 2024

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michael @FilledwithUrine

4 hours ago

they don’t teach you that pulling her sweatpants down and smelling poorly wiped ass is a top 5 pleasure

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Carolina Hurricanes @Canes

3 days ago

Built under the lights Introducing our new road uniforms

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michael @FilledwithUrine

a week ago

everyone in my life decided to text me at the same time

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taoki @justalexoki

a week ago

asked wife if she wanted a massage and she said "yes but no funny business" but she did want funny business. women are a peculiar species

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tone @onlinedogshit

a week ago

rate my work lunch

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Mervin @holeliker

2 weeks ago

damn im on my baby shit, playin ipad games again

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tone @onlinedogshit

2 weeks ago

i got type shit diabetes

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my husband spent four days with 9 of his oldest friends. i asked him if there was any news about their marriages, kids, families, jobs, etc. he said no. i asked what they talked about. he said they mostly tried to name every state capital and then every african country

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im bein a silly billy @uwantmetoiwill

2 weeks ago

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “they’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you”

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dinosaur @dinosaurs1969

2 weeks ago

unc taking this too serious

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Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz

3 weeks ago

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈 Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

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tone @onlinedogshit

3 weeks ago

im jacking myself off with the hamburger helper glove and he's screaming loud as fuuuuuuuck

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tone @onlinedogshit

3 weeks ago

has one of these pieces of shit ever NOT done this in the history of the god damn world

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Soundgarten of BanBan @AnimeSerbia

3 weeks ago

FPS games should ask you if you just came home from work when you boot up the game and activates a setting where you don't run into people who abuse Adderall in matchmaking