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Chippy, the vast majority of Kiwis are not to be included in your ‘find new ways to tax people’ delusion.
Chippy, the vast majority of Kiwis are not to be included in your ‘find new ways to tax people’ delusion.
‘They are dogs and only understand the way of the dog.’
‘They are dogs and only understand the way of the dog.’
Can you even imagine what sort of havoc a Labour/TPM/Greens coalition would cause?
Can you even imagine what sort of havoc a Labour/TPM/Greens coalition would cause? https://t.co/UIHfnoPGxg
I have never seen this. Finally, something Covid to laugh about.
I have never seen this. Finally, something Covid to laugh about.
Don't forget fans! Your tax payer money (through NZon Air) is paying for Paddy Gower to air his Issues with everyone's favourite lesbian sidekick! Pure NZ TV! So quick poll: Should NZonAir fund premier NZ info-tainment such as Paddy Gower?
Watching someone denied a 2SLGBTIAQ because she's racist is the best thing on the internet. Caution: She uses the 'R' word, which is not for this world.
Watching someone denied a 2SLGBTIAQ because she's racist is the best thing on the internet. Caution: She uses the 'R' word, which is not for this world.
Good Lord! Did Ardern actually outright steal Key's quote "Nothing left in the tank?!!?" His 'timing' rhetoric is also there. Did she just grab a copy online and change out National for Labour? This is weirder and weirder.
Good Lord! Did Ardern actually outright steal Key's quote "Nothing left in the tank?!!?" His 'timing' rhetoric is also there. Did she just grab a copy online and change out National for Labour? This is weirder and weirder.
HAHA, checkout Chippy's slugging back a vaccination sausage with Elvis singing 'Now and then, there's a fool such as I'?
HAHA, checkout Chippy's slugging back a vaccination sausage with Elvis singing 'Now and then, there's a fool such as I'?
There's a metaphor for life somewhere in here....
There's a metaphor for life somewhere in here....
I have SOLVED the identity issue for many protestors. The new 'MOSAIC FLAG' represents all the relevant touchpoints (Political,sexual & global) of this uncertain life, bringing clarity, comfort and ultimately what we all want: peace. FREELY AVAILABLE now for your next protest!
I have SOLVED the identity issue for many protestors. The new 'MOSAIC FLAG' represents all the relevant touchpoints (Political,sexual & global) of this uncertain life, bringing clarity, comfort and ultimately what we all want: peace. FREELY AVAILABLE now for your next protest! https://t.co/ccWFLJa1Cp
Gasp! When I look at the image on the left, I feel something stirring within me. It must be racism!?
Gasp! When I look at the image on the left, I feel something stirring within me. It must be racism!?
I know my x family will be thrilled to the marrow for this new release for grooming young marxists! I HAVE INCLUDED A BLANK VERSION - Please show me what the title should be!
I've summarised the interview..
I've summarised the interview.. https://t.co/rkZJ9yuDO5
My scam email today: Good to see Kiwibank is using that titan of international financial security 'Fungor Tech'. Oh, and even more mysteriously, I don't even bank with Kiwibank!
It doesn’t get any weirder than Hipkins complaining the new govt hasn’t fixed his mess up yet…
It doesn’t get any weirder than Hipkins complaining the new govt hasn’t fixed his mess up yet…
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