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Ana: *playing game about packing luggage* My sausage is smiling. Abdiel:.... Ana (unknowingly): it's two little balls and a sausage making a smiley face! Abdiel (not able to see the game): what?!? Ana:....I just realized what I said...

alex:*waiting in the audience for a show to start* I look up and only see a sea of white heads... ana: it is satellite Alex................

*abdiel sees an interesting email on laptop* abdiel: OOOOoooOoh let me see!!!! ana:*working*...wait!! abdiel grabs mouse not realizing......

*car rolls down window all creepy like* abdiel: Yo, that's scary..... ana: Oh......Hi Gary! (We don't know a Gary) abdiel:.....I didn't say that but ok......

*Morning* Gabby, laughing after abdiel showed videos of ana: Why are you dating a meme??? abdiel:....*dies* *Later in the day* ana, after abdiel told her what gabby said: Did she call me a meme??? abdiel: Yes, I'm sorry, you are a living breathing meme. ana: I'm HONORED.

justin: *accidentally calls ana a bitch* ...... *tries to apologize* ana: im gonna throw my tambourine on you. justin, high af: tambourines are basically a cylindrical formation of pizza cutters, so like, ow

ana and abdiel: *concentrating really hard while listening to legend of zelda music* ana: *muttering to herself* abdiel:...*COMPLETELY SILENT* ana:*still muttering* abdiel:...*breaking silence* I wanna try adderall... ana: *surprised and confused* what the fuck??? *dies laughing*

ana: you know what I just noticed? abdiel: ...what? ana: I look exactly like Wanda from Cosmo and Wanda abdiel: *scans her* .... *bursts laughing*

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abdiel: *audible crack* OW ana, concerned: what happened? abdiel: I cracked my toes!!! ana: *laughing her ass off* abdiel: FUCK OFF it hurt :(

abdiel: *starts speaking spanish* ana: ..... (Slowly dying from sexy spanish overload and crushing abdiel's fingers) Abdiel: blah blah....no puedes romper mis dedos- (you can't break my fingers) ana: NO. YOU CAN'T SAY "ROMPER" LIKE THAT abdiel:...........Fuego... ana:*dies*

abdiel: .....I was about to say my hat was left justified instead of crooked to the left....... ana:....You have spent too much time doing homework......

ana, driving angrily: I didn’t wanna say anything... but that’s a blonde lady abdiel: .... ana? ana: my hair is PINK.