Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

3 weeks ago

A hellcat for 150,000???

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Private First-Class James Ramirez @spacecoupelover

2 months ago

Burner 7on7 Offense QB: @martydaniel69 WR1: @daphnec_ham Slot1: @dahmersburner RB: @GretzkyJim14 TE: @DaneGleesack10 Slot2: @frattyhercules WR2: @Pvt_JamesFRyan

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ShowTime “Big Chief” Mark @showtime_mark

2 months ago

I am the bay harbor butt fingerer.

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

2 months ago

Get me too gods country

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Private First-Class James Ramirez @spacecoupelover

2 months ago

Burner Oklahoma drill: Runner: @sillygirl181828 Left block: @oxlongmikecfa Right block: @hotsexyfunnygal Left defend: @wobblymami Right defend: @TheNattyLight Safety: @CokeOffMyShaft

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

2 months ago

If I was a chick, I’d show my tits to everyone and everything

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2 months ago

“No you can’t get wings and beer by yourself on a tuesday” the left yelled in unison

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2 months ago

Does this stance play?

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

2 months ago

Don’t mind if I do

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

3 months ago

Having Just 1 beer at the new local spot #speaking #mexican

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

3 months ago

Favorite ex wife’s birthday is coming up, what’s the play?

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3 months ago

Faded menu and koala decorations, need to go solo for this one

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

Customer left his collection out #workjerk coming soon

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

Internship didn’t land, blue collar it is #expandingtheresume

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

Somewhere tampon Tim won’t find me

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

Cigarette Tier list 1. Drunk cig 2. One with the girl your taking home 3. Free cig 4. One you steal 5. Cig Vending Machine HM: Ear Cig

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

Day is ruined #dontlank

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

“Resave”?😭 always has and always will be #gayson

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

4 months ago

The women showed up #help

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Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa

5 months ago

Silva, Silva, sethut!

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Michael Oxlong @oxlongmichae

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