Page @paigemcscary
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My scientific theory is that if you are outside in Austin you will see a man running shirtless. No matter the time of day or the weather, there will be a shirtless man on a run.
i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn
I’m sorry I could never move in silence I need to announce literally everything I’m doing
Nothing like the sweet sounds of Waymos doing 5 point turns outside of my apartment at night
Once i start my adult beginners tennis class its over for you hoes
Aghast. Enraged. Betrayed. All words I could use to describe how I feel but really the only one that matters is disappointed #loveislandsusa
sent two hit texts in groupchats this week I feel like god
Living in Austin is fun because I get to apologize to everyone I meet about where I’m from
[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if you’re down [switches phone to other ear] you’re what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshit’s going gentle into that good night
The 🫡 emoji must be one of the top 10 things to ever be added to human language. honestly maybe up there with metaphor and the number zero.
@paigemcscary You are exactly what im talking about
Funny how you liked this tweet and yet you continue to ignore my LinkedIn post. I do not forgive and I do not forget.
Funny how you liked this tweet and yet you continue to ignore my LinkedIn post. I do not forgive and I do not forget.
It’s been decided. Not reacting to my LinkedIn post is officially worse than not wishing me happy birthday
I’m not!! it’s just that there are rules and laws. and you have to listen to me to get better. ur dumb but ily
I’m not!! it’s just that there are rules and laws. and you have to listen to me to get better. ur dumb but ily
If you are sick I will nurse you back to health, but it will be aggressive and borderline mean. I cannot change that.
I left it at work before going home for the holidays. Please give me space while I’m in mourning.
I left it at work before going home for the holidays. Please give me space while I’m in mourning.
The NYT Super-Mega crossword puzzle is beginning to consume every aspect of my life
Just was told I am the personality hire, feeling a lot of emotions as this is my lifelong dream
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