Painted Table @painted_table
The sexiest table in all Westeros. @NicePaintedMap is cool. Not affiliated w#HBO or #GameofThrones inappropriately affiliated Stannis and Melisandre of Asshai gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Chamber_o… #FakeWesteros Joined April 2012-
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Table agrees.
Table agrees. https://t.co/eAxR38FtYE
Plenty. Table was hot.
Plenty. Table was hot.
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When it came into the English language in the 16th century, bully was a term of endearment, like 'sweetheart' or 'darling' #hatersgonnahate
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Role Play roles are available here in #SouthernFakeWesteros Apply by DM'ing @Fake_Westeros now!
Role Play roles are available here in #SouthernFakeWesteros Apply by DM'ing @Fake_Westeros now!
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So many shadow tables running around here at Dragonstone now. *Ravens @TheRedWoman back* Come back here and discipline our children Melony.
I am still the sexiest table in Westeros. Even though... I'm no longer shown. *Groans sadly.
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//From tomorrow, as a special thanks to all of you, a Queen's poetry collection will be free for five days on Amazon. amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00…
Melisandre has been burning quite a lot of wood lately. Table is far too pretty to die and would happily serve whoever wins #GameOfThrones
*Spins about the chamber* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee. *See's Stannis come in with Melisandre. Looks for Davos* No Davos? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*Wheels about* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Table is once again suffering a vigorous polishing and longs for a distracting chair leg. #WhyWillNoneofThemHelpMe?
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